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Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by 0SailorXenu0, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. 0SailorXenu0 Member

    Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    So, last night I couldn't sleep and I just happened to spot my tarot deck on my dresser.

    And then I thought: Anon Tarot Cards!

    We could each choose a card from the Major Arcana, but make it Scientology/Anon/WWP/Lulz themed.

    For example: The Emperor could be Xenu
    The Lovers could be TomKat
    The World could be Marcab (or Teegeeack)

    AND! Instead of being long and tall, they could look like mini de-motivational posters.

    So, something like this
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/AnonymousDemotivator.jpg
  2. Skeptic1337 Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    My only suggestion involves gasoline and a book of matches.
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    The Joker/Jester could be Miscavage and Death LRH
  4. Anonymous Member

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    You really should see someone about your pyromanic tendencies. just saying
  5. Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    Sounds like fun.

    Who's the 10 of Cups?
  6. firebug Member

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz86-fbyu3I"]YouTube- LolWut[/ame]
  7. Anonymous Member

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    Could we have Rex Fowler as the hanged man? Or Death?
  8. Anonymous Member

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    I don't see why not, there is no possible way that our very own tarot deck of cards could lead anyone to think we are crazy or lead to any moon bat speculation at all !
  9. Anonymous Member

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    Minty?

    4 of Cups - Skep.
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    To be fair this idea is only 10% as retarded as Operation Googlémon.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    7 of Swords - Kerd
    5 of Swords - Herro
    The Moon - The Moon
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    And the death card should be the OP in a fire.
  13. Anonymous Member

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    I always end up getting the "fool" card. lol
  14. eddieVroom Member

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    IIRC it took the Church of the Subgenius about 20 years to start a Tarot deck. And it isn't near finished.

    IMBJR.COM: SubGenius Tarot Deck

    edit: Dibs on Six of Swords.
  15. exOT8Michael Member

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    Mudkips Carasov Los Angeles Femanon of Awesomeness and cupcaeks (Kipcaeks)

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  16. Skeptic1337 Member

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    Kips is mine, you stay away.
  17. Herro Member

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    I hope all the other girls at high school make fun of you for your obesity and acne.
  18. Anonymous Member

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    It's Deirdre again.

    I think I should have 5 of Pents just for the peculiar dead agenting on ARS back in the day.
  19. exOT8Michael Member

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    My gayness is fading 'cos you never sent me yr nekkid pics....
  20. WTF Member

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  21. Anonymous Member

  22. Anonymous Member

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    ^
    THE MOST PATHETIC THING IVE SEEN SO FAR THIS CENTURY :0

    It's idiots like eddieVroom that give the rest of us a bad name when they claim to be doing it as a part of SubGeniii or they do it while on the alt.slack band wagon.

    I'm a newfag but even I know failure when I see it
  23. Anonymous Member

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    I'm a newfailure but know faggotry when I see it.
  24. Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    This thread is sadly lacking [FONT="Times New Roman"][SIZE="7"]ZA WARUDO![/SIZE][/FONT]!

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    Don't any of you retards know what the readings for some of the major arcana cards? Isn't there a wiki somewhere?

    Protip: upright "XIII DEATH" actualy means "Death and rebirth", it's actually a "good" card.


    Anyway, finding images for that work for all 78 cards (times two, for both readings) will be a monster pain in he ass.


    The "bad" (and therefore cool) cards are:

    "XII THE HANGED MAN" (Cameranonymous)
    "XV THE DEVIL" (EXes would say, DM. I'd argue for hubbard)
    "XVI THE FALLING TOWER(s)" (JEWS DID 9/11)
    "XVIII THE MOON" (DM or herro)
    III, V, VIII, IX, and X of swords/spades
    IV, V, VII,and VIII of cups/chalices/hearts
    V and XIII of wands/staves/clubs
    II, IV, and V of coins/pentacles/diamonds

    If you aren't trolling, focus on these, and the other major arcana cards, first.




    /spent too much time with wannabe wiccans in highschool, hanging out in the library, playing D&D until we got got banned for being "satanic." Good times.
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  26. Herro Member

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    Just when I thought you couldn't embarrass yourself any further.
  27. Snake Member

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    ITT: Dumbass ideas and namefagging. Clearly the mods are as bored as I am with WWP and rarely look, except for the occasional curiosity.
  28. Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    User is currently facepalming.

    Skep, you never called on the next day like you said you would. Brb, Chunky Monkey and sexy fireman calendars.
  29. WagTheWog Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    You may not get an entire deck, but that shouldn't stop you from making the few that have already been mentioned ITT (Miscavige, Hubbard, etc.). They can be used as part of the YouFoundTheCard project as well as people can use the art for other stuff to hand out at raids, on signs, on T-shirts, etc. too.

    Just do it. Don't try to make a whole deck. If it happens, great. If not, no worries.
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  31. Anonymous Member

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    It was at that point I switched off
  32. Anonymous Member

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    This sort of thing doesn't really need suggesting - just do it.
  33. Anonymous Member

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    You should know that tarot cards were not designed with any of these meanings in mind. Those cards were originally made for playing a card game similar to spades. Tarot reading is Golden Dawn faggotry. There are no correct meanings of tarot cards.
  34. PresidentShaw Member

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    Magick involved = don't worry
  35. Anonymous Member

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    Cool. In addition to being condemned by Scientology, the Christians will be raising hell about Anonymous dabbling in witchcraft.
  36. Anonymous Member

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    and skeptifags will think we're woofags!:D
  37. Anonymous Member

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    And wiccans will think we're noobs.
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    0 - The Fool = EFG
    I - The Magician = Suited anon with GF mask and short hair standing in a field with a computer (this: Anonymity; and the Internet. on Flickr - Photo Sharing!)
    II - The High Priestess = Femanon with GF mask in one hand slightly pulled away from the face but still obscuring most of it, and flyers in the other hand. Flags, signs and other materials in the background
    III - The Empress = Femanon with tiara and medical/dust mask, handing out cake to other anons
    IV -The Emperor = Male anon with question mark mask holding a megaphone
    V - The Hierophant = Male anon with gf mask pulled slightly away from face and flyers in the other hand. Yes, it's exactly like the other one
    VI - The Lovers = Green face and GF mask anons (male) in suits, makings out
    VII - The Chariot = 2 Anons in suits, fedoras, dark glasses, riding a rocket car
    VIII - Strength = femanon holding out one arm to halt snarling OSA
    IX - The Hermit = unmasked anon seen from behind slouching in front of a desk, backlit by the glow of a computer screen. Cheetos, mt dew, and pizza boxes fill the rest of the dark room.
    X - Wheel of Fortune = trollface hovering above a wheel with "tits" and "gtfo" alternating
    XI - Justice = Xenophon, arms crossed
    XII - The Hanged Man = upside down anon with "lulz" on the left and "srs bzns" on the right
    XIII - Death = Shirtless anon with black mask and banhammer
    XIV - Temperance = Protest chan
    XV - The Devil = Moot laughing above images of gore and cp
    XVI - The Tower = Lightning bolt striking a marblecake
    XVII - The Star = uptuned GF mask looking at the stars of the marcabian confederacy
    XVIII - The Moon = A crescent moon over a scientology org besieged by anons with signs and banners
    XIX - The Sun = Baby anon carrying a flag, riding on parent's shoulders
    XX - Judgment = Wrecking ball at gold base, RPF escapees looking on in glee
    XXI - The World = Cake
  39. WMAnon Member

  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Suggestion: Anon Tarot cards!

    0 - The Fool = EFG - OK
    I - The Magickian = r3x
    II - The High Priestess = ?
    III - The Empress = Lilly | Marcab Empress
    IV -The Emperor = marblecake
    V - The Hierophant = Consensus
    VI - The Lovers = DCSF + TAM
    VII - The Chariot = Agent Pubeit
    VIII - Strength = Tiny Dancer
    IX - The Hermit = /b/
    X - Wheel of Fortune = Selleck
    XI - Justice = Xenophon, arms crossed - OK
    XII - The Hanged Man = BFG | Stu
    XIII - Death = Smurf
    XIV - Temperance = King Nerd
    XV - The Devil = LE
    XVI - The Tower = dox
    XVII - The Star = the stars of the marcabian confederacy | Sea Org logo
    XVIII - The Moon = The Moon.
    XIX - The Sun = Baby anon carrying a flag, riding on parent's shoulders
    XX - Judgment = Alexa
    XXI - The World = Internet

    Ace of Cups - "I think it's time for /b/ to do something big. "
    King of Swords - Ann

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