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The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by TinyDancer, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. gizmogirl Member

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    "Hollywood star Katie Holmes has hosed down reports her three year old daughter Suri Cruise is headed for a Scientology school.

    US publications recently claimed the celebrity child was enrolled in a special school founded byHollywood star Katie Holmes has hosed down reports her three year old daughter Suri Cruise is headed for a Scientology school.

    US publications recently claimed the celebrity child was enrolled in a special school founded by fellow Scientologist Will Smith, which is known to be strict with teachings and diets."

    So much for Will Smith not letting the world know his dirty little secret!
  2. auchraw Member

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    Is Katy looking any happier since she denied the school thing? If so, I reckon she has won round 1. I reckon the Tomfather wants his child in school as soon as possible, away from her doting mother, while Katy has been very downcast at the idea (with reason) and has made threats, insofar as anything with the backbone of a common garden worm can. And for the moment the Tomfather has had to back down, no doubt because the Smoths don't want a child wearing a designer dress, no shoes, a soiled diaper and holding a bottle crying in a corner all day.

    He isn't a free agent either of course: big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite them. Maybe the Smoths are short of pupils.
  3. auchraw Member

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    Back to double posting, just a minute after it disappeared altogether. And I only pressed the button once, I swear.

    But for a boy who dropped out of high school Tom didn't do too bad, until he met up with Wee Davie. Funny he should be so devoted to uh, learning. Um.
  4. Optimisticate Member

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    The comments in this one are great! Educated public is Good Thing.

    http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/270932

  5. Optimisticate Member

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    .dup.

    Anyone else getting 504 time out errors every single time?
  6. Herro Member

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    wow, you got all of that out katie holmes saying suri isn't going to a scientology school? the other day tom cruise sneezed. what do you think that means?
  7. basil Member

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    ..
  8. basil Member

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    From todays London "Metro" free paper.

    I thought mourning wasn't allowed, being low on the tone scale?
  9. Herro Member

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    hmmmm, this doesn't smell right. do we know how he died? do you think he was trying to convince tom or katie to leave the cult and the cult killed him to protect their precious star asset? we should poon whoever is doing the autopsy to make sure that they check for puncture marks and potassium levels. the CoS may have injected air into his veins or dosed him with a potassium compound to make it look like he had a heart attack.
  10. Anonymous Member

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    I had to do a quadruple take. Did someone hack into your account or did you forget the sarcasm tag?
  11. auchraw Member

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    Gee Herror, you got all that out of your head? What else are you hiding away in there?

    And yes I get 504 messages and double posts and a message saying Quick Reply Anonymous Disabled Due to Bug, which doesn't seem to be true. What we really need is a Herror message.
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  14. Prometheus1 Member

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    Holmes is mourning? I don't think she realises she is mourning what with the appearance at VBeckham's birthday party a day ago. She should have gone to her sister's straightaway!
  15. auchraw Member

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    And while I don't believe in any of the gossip it is odd that Suri wasn't seen in public until October, and has never been out of the public eye since.
  16. fitch2000 Member

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    Well, seeing as Tom, Katie, nor the Dr. that "delivered" Suri signed the birth certificate, I do believe the gossip.

    A nurse that didnt see the baby and a friend signed the birth certicate? yeah ok, makes sense, NOT.

    Oh and usually it is signed by parents while they are at the hospital, or atleast the mother, cause you know she kinda has to be there at the hospital anyways. But Suri's birth certificate was filed WEEKS later. yeah, makes sense, NOT.
  17. Optimisticate Member

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    WTF? Put a 3 yr old in a vibrating chair?

    LA Gossip Examiner: Tom Cruise - Daughter Suri will celebrate birthday in vibrating chair

  18. LocalSP Member

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    tl;dr
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  20. Anonynamefag Member

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    /r/ we raid the Org where this will be at.
  21. Anonymous Member

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    If you do, bring balloons and at least cupcakes!
  22. Anonymous Member

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    lol, a Party Hard raid at Suri's birthday
    LET'S DO IT
  23. FUCK Member

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    do eet faggots.
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  26. Optimisticate Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Second

    WTF'ingF?

    LA Gossip Examiner: Tom Cruise - Suri Cruise celebrates 'Scientology' Birthday

    This gets weirder and weirder and deeper down the rabbit hole....
  27. Optimisticate Member

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    .dup. again

    This thread does not like me.
  28. OpThetXVI Member

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    Sounds like someone was feeding them BS for a laugh. Why would the spirit of Xenu be invoked? Considering he's meant to still be alive and is the equivalent of Satan to a Sci...
  29. anonakatie Member

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    Yeah this sounds like bullshit.
  30. muldrake Member

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    They got torll'd.

    [IMG]
  31. auchraw Member

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    ^^ this ^^
  32. TinyDancer Member

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    Thirded. Or fourthed.

    Sounds like a gossip journalist made up their source and didn't realise their own ignorance.
  33. stacycake2009 Member

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    Check your air conditioner, the high EM pulses is causing the server to bounce.
  34. Optimisticate Member

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    Ah, that's a better explanation than my deodorant.
  35. SaulTigh Member

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    Oh no not a vibrating chair, how horrible!

    Spend some time in a cylon detention cell and then talk to me about physical harm.
  36. Anon-007 Member

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    FOUND IT !!!!!

    And it looks like these devices are made under license to Scientology, looking at the website.

    Scientology Vibrating Chairs

    Suri will get a whole new awakening ;)
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  38. anonakatie Member

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    That article repeats the lies about the death threats, which were never confirmed, and even adds its own ridiculous interpretation-that the FBI took the threats so seriously that it moved them to a safe location? Sure, that's why they were running all over NY out in public all winter.
  39. gizmogirl Member

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    Well Tommy Girl has "quit" another movie role. Yeah, we so believe he was ever offered it! These reports come out about every two weeks about how he is "considering" a role in a certain movie and then another in a week or two why he is not going to do it.

    When you think how Johnny Depp has had three roles this year and apparently is signed up for another five in the next two years it shows that NOTHING is happening with Tommy Girl. His days as a movie star are over.

    "TOM CRUISE has reportedly quit his planned role in political thriller THE 28TH AMENDMENT - because the plot is too similar to upcoming movie MOTORCADE.
    The actor was rumoured to be lined up to star in the film, about a U.S. president who uncovers plans to kill him.

    But Moviehole.net reports he has turned down the part as he wants to star in Motorcade, the story of a terrorist group plotting to attack the U.S. president.
    The website also alleges Cruise has rebuffed an offer to play a Hollywood actor who falls for his Chinese director in romantic comedy Lost for Words."

    TOM CRUISE - CRUISE 'QUITS AMENDMENT ROLE'
  40. Optimisticate Member

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    Quitting movies, hiring writers, none of it is true. He's just doing what he can to keep himself in the media and posing as relevant.

    No one wants his crap and he's having a hard time coming to terms with it methinks.

    Tom Cruise Still Wants To Be In Every Movie Forever
    Tom Cruise’s Fantastic Options | /Film
    Script doctor's in for Tom Cruise - Entertainment News, Film News, Media - Variety

    Tom isn't the best choice for movies anymore. Someone rooted in reality would be a better option.
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