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The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    This is when it is not such a good idea to have your [strike] religion cult [/strike] con publicised by a really-well known nutjob.
  2. Belladonna Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Is Katie Pregnant? Break Out The Scientology Vitamins!

    Is Katie Pregnant? Break Out The Scientology Vitamins! | Sympatico.ca CelebEdge


    Katie Holmes: Medical Building Run | Katie Holmes : Just Jared
  3. beef Member

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  4. Belladonna Member

  5. gizmogirl Member

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    "Both she and Tom Cruise skipped out on all of last weekend's Oscars festivities"

    They weren't invited to the Oscars or to the after parties. Hollywood is keeping its distance from the "most amazing couple evar!". Maybe if "Knight and Day" isn't a flop they might get invited out somewhere with real actors.
  6. Tofuman666 Member

  7. Belladonna Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Dox. I'm ready to believe it, but must have dox.
  8. auchraw Member

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    ..
  9. Belladonna Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    The Daily Mash
    CRUISE TO HEAL BECKHAM WITH DIANETIC MIND POULTICE


    the rest is inside
    The Daily Mash - CRUISE TO HEAL BECKHAM WITH DIANETIC MIND POULTICE
  10. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    "Tom is truly the Messiah"

    "The super-intelligent healing electricity from Tom's armpits will pass down his spinal column before being fired at high speed out of his anus and into David's nostrils where it will then make its way to the injured brain tendons.

    "I can totally see that working on someone like David Beckham who functions on 3 brain cells..not much there to jumpstart."
  11. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    "Tom is truly the Messiah"

    "The super-intelligent healing electricity from Tom's armpits will pass down his spinal column before being fired at high speed out of his anus and into David's nostrils where it will then make its way to the injured brain tendons.

    "I can totally see that working on someone like David Beckham who functions on 3 brain cells..not much there to jumpstart."

    Beckham can return the favor and show Tommy Boy how he "Bends it"
    [IMG]
  12. Goosh Goosh Member

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    ^^^ wat?
  13. Anonymous Member

  14. Belladonna Member

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    X17
    Katie Holmes Cruises Stepson Connor Over to the Scientology Center

    Katie Holmes Photos & Pics | Katie Holmes Cruises Stepson Connor Over To The Scientology Center
  15. Anonymous Member

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    $50,000 and a possible nose job later, I would say Bella still looks remarkably like DM. They are both attitudinally challenged, for one thing. Not that she can help that.

    And Cameron Diaz seems to be remarkably clingy around our Tom. No gossip in that direction?
  16. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    $50,000 and a possible nose job later, I would say Bella still looks remarkably like DM. They are both attitudinally challenged, for one thing. Not that she can help that.

    And Cameron Diaz seems to be remarkably clingy around our Tom. No gossip in that direction?
  17. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Maybe if it isn't a flop? More like "Maybe if Xenu and Jesus bless this movie and everybody wins the lottery then this movie won't flop"
  18. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Maybe if it isn't a flop? More like "Maybe if Xenu and Jesus bless this movie and everybody wins the lottery then this movie won't flop"

    Behold an Epic Fail in the making!
  19. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Beckham just checked into hospital for surgery on torn akilis(?) Heel. Heard it on CNN, no dox
  20. Belladonna Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Your Tango
    Katie Holmes' Scientology Pregnancy Preparation
    ...
    Katie Holmes' Scientology Pregnancy Preparation
  21. FreakE420 Member

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  22. FreakE420 Member

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  24. afternon Member

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    That is both terrifying and hilarious..and so accurate, too!
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Jerry Maguire LURVEZ black people: Tom Cruise: I Love Black People!!! | TMZ.com <3 the comments=
  26. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise &amp; Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    You Know its a Cult When Womans Day Calls it one

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    For the full story see this week's Woman's Day, on sale March 22, 2010. 21 million readers

    Katie takes charge!
  27. EyeOnSci Member

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    Scientology, dying cult, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are household words, win and lulz.
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    terrific

    LOL
  29. Lorelei Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    ^^^Achilles'.

    Achilles' heel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    HTH, HAND. :)
  30. Anonymous Member

  31. Renfred Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    I am interested in both so I need the information of tom cruise and holmes also...





    one touch can opener
  32. Belladonna Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Hecklerspray
    Katie Holmes' Womb Possibly Forced to Harbour a Baby Scientologist | Hecklerspray


    NY Magazine
    Katie Holmes to Give Birth Without the Magic of Scientology -- Daily Intel
    Link to source is fucked up.



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  33. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Cyprus Mail

    Please don’t glamorize Scientology

    Please don?t glamourise Scientology - Cyprus Mail
  34. Don Carlo Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Tabloids just want Suri Cruise photos, now. Suri's the fashion princess, while Katie looks tired and Tom's trying too hard and making ho-hum movies.

    Here's a blog of where to order Suri's clothes and accessories. Nobody wants to buy whatever Tom and Katie are wearing.

    Suri Cruise Fashion Blog
  35. Anonymous Member

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    Katie's going to have another child? Wow. Is LRH's sperm still viable? It's been on ice for a quarter of a century or more, by now.
  36. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    LA Times
    Could Tom Cruise and Reese Witherspoon be shining their cowboy boots?

    Could Tom Cruise and Reese Witherspoon be shining their cowboy boots? | 24 Frames | Los Angeles Times
  37. Belladonna Member

  38. Triumph Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise &amp; Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Rodeo?..I hope hes dumb enough to do his own stunts
    maybe a Angry Bull can give him a touch assist with one of his horns.
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  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise &amp; Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Or worse:
    YouTube- Score One For The Bull - Matador Gets Gored
  40. Anonymous Member

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    Actually if cruise has been so busy that he hasn't had time to be on the cans then his scieno anti-gay strength may be low and something like that happening would be enjoyable again to him!

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