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The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by Anonymous, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. JMBrandon Member

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    Its possible with the kind of money David Miscavige makes from sucke--- errrm... scientologists.
    He could have the biggest damn pineal implant money can buy- he is good for it, after all.
  2. Anonymous Member

    Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    Any implant bigger than a half pack of Rolaids would burst out of his minuscule body right after the surgery!
  3. Anonymous Member

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    I'm think with the all the liquor, smokes and high blood pressure Davey doesn't have a lot going on in his pants
  4. dekrot Member

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    YouTube - Tom Cruise Wants You!

    Join the Sea Org
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  6. dekrot Member

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    Okay, this is the correct URL.
    Sorry, I'm trying to do this from my blackberry.
  7. The Dude Member

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    What the hell is wrong with you? Why does a picture of david miscavige get you foaming at the mouth?
  8. Re: The Big Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes News Thread - Part the Third

    It apparently gets some people foaming in the pants.
  9. Kilia Member

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    You weren't supposed to notice that.
  10. FUCK Member

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    But I did ^_^
  11. Anonymous Member

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    Rumor has it that Robert Downey Jr is in talks with Universal to take Tom Cruise's role as Lestat.

    Anne Rice Gives Robert Downey Jr. Her Vampire Vote - Cinematical

    Since I was captivated by Lestat in Anne Rice's vampire chronicles, I went to see the movie when it first came out and was so disappointed and angry with Tom Cruise's lack-luster small, inept portrayal of Lestat. This was the beginning of the hatred that I had for his lack of acting ability. The blond hair, short stature was not anywhere close to the image of Lestat portray in Rice's novel. Don't get me started on Christian Slater obnoxious depiction of the interview. Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst saved that movie (and me leaving the theatre) in developing two well developed complex characters.

    Now Robert Downey Jr has the acting ability to create the Lestat character on the screen that Tom Cruise failed to show. I look forward for this rumor to come true. (Have yet to see Ironman but heard raving reviews--not that I always trust the reviewers.)

    Tom Cruise too crazy to play a vampire?
  12. Anonymous Member

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    now when I see TC on the screen, all I can see is the crazy video-laughing, insane couch-jumping, haul wifey around by the wrist, Tom Cruise

    for me at least, his acting days are over

    I look forward to Downey's Lestat, hope its true
  13. Anon-007 Member

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    Perhaps David Miscavige is a "taker" rather than a "giver"? After all, he takes from everyone else!

    Now just imagine him bending over in anticipation...........
  14. Anonymous Member

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    It might be stuff like this: Lori Taverna : XENU TV
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  16. fitch2000 Member

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    It's about time for the 5 year contract to be up...

    He's been away for a month and as soon as he gets there they have a fight for the cameras lol. They could atleast make it interesting like their hookup was lmao.
  17. Anonymous Member

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    Latest Celebrity Gossip and Juicy Celebrity Rumors - Moviefone
  18. Anonymous Member

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    Tom Cruise likes to be re stimulated with an electronic dildo oh shi I mean incident?
  19. Optimisticate Member

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    Here:

    Distortrait: Tom Cruise

    Please to be having lulz with it.
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  21. auchraw Member

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    WOW! No news is no news.
  22. gizmogirl Member

  23. anon555 Member

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    maybe he wants to be a hobbit
  24. Yoni Alter Member

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    The guys who played hobbits are WAY taller than him.
  25. fitch2000 Member

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    omg those are hilarious lmaooo
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  27. auchraw Member

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    For what it is worth (no pix):

    Tom Cruise jets into New Zealand
    1:08PM Thursday Aug 27, 2009

    A Hollywood superstar has spent 24 hours in the country.

    Tom Cruise flew into New Zealand yesterday and flew out today.

    Newstalk ZB reported the actor was met at Wellington Airport by filmmaker Peter Jackson.

    Wingnut Films spokesman Matt Dravitski said Cruise knew Jackson and wanted to visit his studios.

    Mr Dravitski said Cruise was not discussing any future projects with Jackson.

    Wellingtonians reported seeing the Hollywood superstar arriving in Wellington and some say they saw him by the Weta Workshop studios in Miramar.

    Jackson is producing The Dam Busters and The Hobbit.

    He has just completed The Lovely Bones and was a producer for the critically acclaimed District 9.

    - NZ HERALD STAFF, NEWSTALK ZB

    Can I conclude that absolutely nothing ever happens in Wellington in August?
  28. kissyfur Member

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    didnt know where else to put this so this looks like a good spot

    enjoy the whole thing or skip to 2:30. have fun!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQu1TBIMSSk&feature=fvsr"]YouTube - The Bastard Fairies - "We're All Going to Hell"[/ame]
  29. FUCK Member

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    LULZ
  30. randomx Member

  31. Optimisticate Member

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    Did someone say Bilbo?

    Tom Cruise... Halo or Bilbo?

    As for him being in "Halo".... no no no no NO
  32. RightOn Member

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    Well at least the sound track for the movie is settled!

  33. AnonKiwi Member

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    NZ comments person on a news article speculated he may have been trying to find out more about the Dambusters project Jackson is working on. Who knows.
  34. Anonymous Member

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    Sky News: Tom Cruise jets into NZ

    According to Sky News, "Gaming fans will be hoping the pair are breathing new life into the much-awaited but much-delayed Halo project, TVNZ reports."

    FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU Sky News
  35. fitch2000 Member

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    Grace joins Cruise, Diaz in spy thriller - Yahoo!7 News

    Cruise's new movie with Cameron Diaz

    "a super-spy (Cruise) takes her on a violent, wide-ranging journey to protect a powerful battery that holds the key to an infinite power source."


    Holy shit batman. Will Cruise find Xenu? Is Xenu the key to Tom's super OT powers???
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    Cruise is too short to play Bilbo!
  37. gizmogirl Member

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    Thank you Kissyfur! I love the video "We're all going to hell"! And what a slam on L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.......
  38. terdfergason Member

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    Brokeback Midgets
  39. Anonymous Member

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    "Wingnut Films spokesman Matt Dravitski said Cruise knew Jackson and wanted to visit his studios."

    Tom Cruise and Wingnut films... sounds like a perfect match. He might be on to something.
  40. auchraw Member

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