The Church of Anonymous

Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by Anonymous, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. SquirrelBait Member

    I think there should be an official Anon movement to elect Charlie Sheen as our leader.
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  2. Anonymous Member

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  3. Anonymous Member

    In the beginning,

  4. Anonymous Member

    It is nigh.

    Tick Tock, grebe!

  5. I would support such a church. hell if the WBC can be religious and protesting... why can't Anonymous? Then the cult will have to stop just calling us terrorists..... because then it's slander.
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  6. eddieVroom Member

    I believe that Lao Tse said "The ability to let understanding end with what can be understood is a high attainment".
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  7. over9000OT Member

    I'm sure that this varies massively by locality and nation but, religious activities sometimes enjoy a level of protection not afforded to the average citizen. For instance, protests as religious service. Think about it. If the Scilons give you any crap during a protest, you can call the police because they are disturbing your religious service.

    Also, I'm pretty sure you could deduct the cost of your mask as a religious expense and we could probably get caek deducted as a rite of communion expense.

    Granted, this will probably die an apathetic and inglourious death but, I'm in if it doesn't.
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  8. Anonymous Member

    Works for me, even if I have NFI what 老子 meant.
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  10. Anonymous Member

    I like the idea, and I'm sure many have thought similar things, but, the angle that would have most leverage IMHO and piss of the cult the most is something like:

    Church of the Holy Psychs.

    With different psychiatrists as Saints...
  11. SquirrelBait Member

    no no, different memes as saints. St. Longcat and St. Pedo Bear
  12. COREarg Member

    Longcat and Tacgnol should be actually the symbol of good and evil in this earth.
    Just sayin''s way more awesome than a carpenter and a red guy with horns

  13. And this is why the church of Anonymous will never truly see the light of day.
  14. SquirrelBait Member

    No, we'll just have a million different things, all of which will clash and the church as a whole will make no sense to anyone not from the internet.
  15. Anon Gin Member

    Could we have our Xmas day in July? With Lady gaga for Santa Claus?
  16. SquirrelBait Member

    I think our christmas should be in January, but Lade Gaga should totally by our Santa Claus.
  17. Anonymous Member

    I'll stick with Discordianism

    I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
    II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
    III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
    IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
    V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
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  19. Anonymous Member

    More like ?mas.
  20. Anonymous Member

    Can't we be friends?

  21. Jeff Jacobsen Member

    The pit that is the Eagle Lookout at Golden Era is actually a sacred pit where if you sleep overnight, you will have a vision of your future. We long for the day when our church members can access this sacred site.
  22. imagine if some idiot managed to pull that off, i dont think ill ever stop laughing about it.
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  24. Anonymous Member

    Don't forget that the church blackmailed the US government into tax-exempt status. They had their cultists file many lawsuits against the government/revenue service and struck a deal with the government that all lawsuits would be called off if they get tax-exempt status.

    I'm not sure where I read it, but I guess it was an interview with Rathburn in the St.Petersburg Times
  25. Anonymous Member

  26. The C of S can no longer attack Anons because they supposedly believe in 'religious tolerance' if this were to happen.
  27. Anonymous Member

    How many discordians here?

    its nice to see some that are actually funny cuz the forum is fucken pure faggotry.
  28. I am a Discordian chaplain. I wonder how many nose-prints the White House has received over the years.
  29. Anonymous Member

    I was attending services for a few years and thought about ordainment for awhile.

    Then I discovered "The Church Of Firearms Safety & Fine Tobaccos" and I converted.

    I go to every Sunday Service and twice on Tuesday to the Prayer Meetings. I'm really down with the gospel.
  30. Anonymous Member

    The most important Anonymous holiday is your own birthday!!!

    Ye shall celebrate your birthday and keep it Holee, as ye sanctify it with caek.
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  31. Meh... No Discordians that I know in my area beside myself..
  32. Mantis Member

    eh, no, we need the religion to be founded anonymously for it to be truly anon, charlie sheen, just like tom cruise, we need to be simply a celebrity member. other churches have celebrity members, donnie osman is mormom i believe, but i dont think he's in the church's hierchy, or 'priesthood', just a member.
  33. Anonymous Member

  34. Mantis Member

    its a legit concept that unfortunately is mostly supported by those whom do not take it seriously, and wouldnt actually join an official anon church cause it would be run by those whom take it serious. plus it goes against everything that is anon. anon has no leaders, just members, so who will lead the church, a church requires believes, fully formed opinions, while the only ideas we agree on are that scientology is a dangerous cult and the interwebs are the greatest invention currently known to man. and if you disagree with the latter, reply to this comment without the use of internet to prove me wrong.

    While techincally anon is a philisophical concept, the government does not recognize philisophical concepts as relilgions, since the rules are very closed minded. they would require an org with a set leadership structure that owns property in which religious actions take place. We are all kind of about going to the places of worship of others and protesting. We can call ourselves a religion, but we would never be able to attain legit acceptance by the government because our believes force us to not adhere to the standard structure of a religion as seen by the government.

    sorry if that didnt make any sense, i am very tired writing this.
  35. Anonymous Member

    Let us all live by Sun Tzu's way of life.
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  36. So... like i said... the concept will never actually see the light of day.
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  38. Mantis Member

    not unless we change a few of our basic beliefs, because no matter what doctrine we set in place for the church, we are bound to alienate some anons. even taking the nonsensical approach that seems to be popular on this thread will no doubt alienate all the anons that what to use this as a serious ploy to undermind the church of scientologies arguments against us.

    plus forming a church with buildings to congregate at will simply give the scilons a place to protest against us.

    but yes DS, this sadly is a poor pipe dream that sounds good at first glance.
  39. Anonymous Member

    yeah, not giving this serious idea any respect is kind of rude, i understand your having fun, and that the people having fun out number the people who are trying to give this some serious thought, but come on, if you arent serious about it, then why even bother posting? plenty of forums out there that dont even try to pretend their serious. I mean no offense, but i feel that this hinders any progress that might actually be made through these discussions.

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