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The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by StrongMouse, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. StrongMouse Member

    The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

    Recently found this on;

    Kirstie Alley developing own weight-loss brand - Topix

    Kirstie Alley developing own weight-loss brand
    "After lengthy negotiations, regretfully the Jenny Craig Company and I did not come to an agreement to continue as their spokesperson," Alley said in a statement posted on People Magazine's Web site Tuesday.
    Full Story: South Florida Sun-Sentinel



    There is a bit of a problem here. Am I the only person who sees Kirstie Alley as a "White Oprah"? Her Yo-yo dieting...just like Oprah; and the audacity to come out with a diet WHILE SHE IS YO-YOing....just like Oprah! OH I CAN'T GO ON...THIS CRAP = BANANAS!

    What do you guys think?
  2. xenubarb Member

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    I think it makes as much sense as Amy Winehouse shilling for a rehab clinic.
  3. subgenius Member

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    Not only that, but why did she need Jenny in the first place? And why can't she control her weight?
    Can't $cientology help with that? They can save the planet, but not control weight?
    NO!!!!
    No one bothers to ask the simple question.
    FAIL
    There are no OT's.
    Not one.
    Duh.
    Add: She's doing this because her "acting" career is in the shitter.
  4. Whanonstler Member

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    Maybe her weight proves scientology works- instead of shedding the BTs and clusters she eats them!

    Fat pig is fat.
  5. xenubarb Member

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    She claims to have lost 60 lbs. with Jenny Craig.
    The problem is, she just lost the same pound over and over...
  6. Optimisticate Member

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    Hey I lost over 200 lbs last year, and all I had to do was sign a few legal documents to get rid of [strike]him[/strike] it.
  7. subgenius Member

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    I just wish when she makes the rounds promoting this scam, that the media would ask her why $cientology can't help with that.
  8. AnonLover Member

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    Kirstie co-opting jenny craig diet plans for new scifag weight loss tech? moar likely than you think...

    and no - she is not the white oprah.... she lacks the brains, dignity, and personality to rate that high imo.

    but i hope to hell jenny craig has a shit fit over this. being a paid "spokesperson" who supposedly had private dietitians and personal trainers to get her fat ass ready for the showtime network series comeback does not make her an expert on weight loss techniques.
  9. another123 Member

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    She must be promoting that new DIETnetics program that Ken Moxon is on...
  10. Re: The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

    Oprah's a fat idiot perpetuating vacuous new age bullshit to an audience of applauding morons. I was so glad when she got trolled last year.
  11. eddieVroom Member

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    Maybe she's working a clammy variant of "sin eating" -- when you blow off your "Fat BTs", you steer them toward Kirstie. Then, when she's seen on the evening news some day being hauled out of her house with a forklift and/or buried in a piano case, she can claim Martyrhood or some shit.

    Then we steer then toward TC.

    I almost said JT, but he's already ahead of the curve. Playing Divine roles and all. I mean, damn, the photos of his "manny kiss" are out. If he just had the guts to let the PC Folder fall where it may, he could work the rest of his life with John Waters, and enjoy the fruits of total fan loyalty...
  12. Achiever Member

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    kirstiefatheaderhk2.jpg
    You'd have to be either
    A) blind
    B) scifag
    to take diet advice from this cow!
  13. francie Member

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    Maybe Kirstie's new product has that great ingredient in it that all the OTs are raving about... LITHIUM.

    If it doesn't help you lose weight, you'll at least forget about your problem.
  14. Sailor Venus Member

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    Doe anyone else think this picture bears a resemblance to psychotic douche-fag LRH himself?
    kirstieuj9.jpg
    [IMG]
  15. amaX Member

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    we heard about this weight-loss program of hers last year.
    general consensus was she was going to use purif rundowns on people so they'd lose weight.
  16. the anti Member

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    she looks like she wants to eat us
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  17. Forseti Member

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    Lt. Saavak was hot.....num num num
  18. onewhogets Member

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    eeewwww! she has cankles
  19. TheBitch Member

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  20. none given Member

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    She was slender and slinky in her 20's, full but firm in the last few seasons of cheers, now she's OMG IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!

    How does a mind control cult let a spokesclone get fat? The one thing they do best is bully people and they can't keep her away from the pastry.

    FAIL!
  21. cubby Member

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    how much time a day do you spend making half-assed demotivators?
  22. Skeptic1337 Member

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    Wait kristi alley is fat?

    I had no idea the last time I saw her in anything was cheers.

    I figured she was dead.
  23. cubby Member

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    she's like fuckin 60 years old... looks a lot better than my grandma that's for sure. not sayin i'd DO her but ya know i guess i wouldn't kick her out either, she could maybe give me sloppy oral every once in a while.
  24. TheBitch Member

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    Substantially less than you spend each day trying unsuccessfully to troll me.
  25. cubby Member

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    and you respond yet again =D
  26. Herro Member

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    Holy shit, did you just make a post without any memes?
  27. TheBitch Member

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    Just because you're queer for me, doesn't mean I can't feed you from time to time. Alas, the sad part for you is that I'm playing my own Game and not yours.

    and you troll yet again... have fun.. you're managing to look liek a total noob.
  28. none given Member

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    You are like the most perfect woman ever.
  29. cubby Member

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    lol zomg oh noes i can haz e-cred?
  30. Skeptic1337 Member

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    noob

    edit: shit wrong sock
  31. Herro Member

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    The irony is palpable. I can actually feel it radiating out of my Ethernet port.
  32. none given Member

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    Wait, were you talking about Kristie Alley or TheBitch?
  33. TheBitch Member

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    To go with yer e-peen? Take it to the Dome, silly boy. Alas, I won't follow so emasculated by being ignored you drag it up here... have fun with that.
  34. Anon Char Member

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    I hear Queen Latifa is the new spokes person. I find her more empowering than her any day of the week.
  35. azonymous Member

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    She's definately firmer looking...
  36. Skeptic1337 Member

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    fix'd a typo
  37. CLOCKSHIT Member

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    I think this one should go in a handout at the next valentine day's event.
    Beware of Offending Scientologists!

    They will try to sell you your life for many pesos!

    One million pesos/LB, she must be worth a gogoplex(astronomy figure)!
  38. cubby Member

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    kirstie, are you kiddin me?

    lol
  39. The Shadow Member

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    Sigh....she used to look like this:

    253941~Kirstie-Alley-Posters.jpg
  40. CLOCKSHIT Member

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    You call that sexy or hot?
    Only in the shadow's mind will you find this!
    She looks like a deranged elf with weird boots.

    Her shit must be stopped before it becomes another web for Scientology.

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