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The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by StrongMouse, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. Skeptic1337 Member

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    We call that a goody trail.
  2. StrongMouse Member

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    Kirstie...What Happened?

  3. StrongMouse Member

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    Kirstie.....What Happened?

  4. subgenius Member

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    she's just as ugly thinner
  5. Brumerican Member

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    ok ok. Don't get me wrong, I think Alley is a bit of a cow and a complete Scifag. However, I doubt any of us can comment on her weight. I'm no porker but I know that as soon as I turn 30 it's all down hill. I would imagine that is what happened with her. Age caught up with her and almost overnight her breats dropped a foot and she gained 3 chins.

    I have a feeling the future will hold much worse for most Anon. It is bound to happen if we sit in front of a computer screen most days, sucking KFC's 11 herbs and spices off our fingers. :)
  6. Mutante Member

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    Wait, no-one told me WWP was experiencing a fucking Gaia Online raid.
  7. Anon-007 Member

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    I totally agree,

    Most MULTI-MILLIONAIRE women are hideously obese and don't have cosmetic surgery do they?

    NOT.

    If I was a multi-millionaire, I would end up better looking than Brad Pitt - trust me on that one.

    And as for the fat Kirstie personage, she has an army of people to help with exercise, diet etc etc.

    She doesn't have the financial worries that everyone else does - she's financially secure for the rest of her life.

    Yet she still looks a fat obese lard bucket!
  8. StrongMouse Member

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    How can she be financially secure for the rest of her life.

    Kirstie = Scifag = Gives all money to CO$

    Therefore

    Kirstie = Gives all money to CO$
  9. none given Member

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    It's got to be easier to stay in shape with personal trainers, all day to work with them and surgery if it comes to that but Alley's problem is emotional. Denial is the best tool for ignoring that you have any problem and denial is necessary to be a scientologist.
    Show folk are well suited to be CoS; they live in a fantasy land to start with.
  10. firebug Member

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    /r/ing "Take Drugs Loose Weigth " Advice Kirstie shoop
  11. CantPickaName Member

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    or you could slap her thigh and ride the 1st wave in
  12. cubby Member

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    i stand by what i said before; i would still accept sloppy oral from kirstie alley
  13. StrongMouse Member

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  14. sue Administrator

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    suggestion : make gossip / celebrity subforum in media.

    move - tom cruise kirstie allen elfman miscavage news threads
    anything linking too that perez hilton guys website and the similar.
  15. Optimisticate Member

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    Ditto. Celebritologists are big news and getting to be bigger news now that everyone is looking at them and thinking WTF. While many here find no valid reason to keep the TC thread or any other celeb threads, they are the public face of scientology and there will be people that find themselves on this site for precisely that reason.

    No one has to like it, but it's trufax.
  16. subgenius Member

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    Here's an approach to suggest to one of the gossipers (ooooh gotta give this to glosslip): "What $cientology did for their careers"/ "WTF: $cientology, A Career Killer", for example....... and go through the list.....
    A lot of people are aware of a "lot" of celebs being $cilons (not really, but the perception is there), but a good story would be that they're tanking....
    no?
  17. Re: The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

    yes

    and the hilarious part is they do it to themselves, just waiting for the right punch line to come along

    (and MILLIONS of people are seeing them do it...at the risk of my sounding like a stuck record)
  18. subgenius Member

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    just emailed dawn
  19. Herro Member

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    This is a good idea, and I'm not just saying that to suck up because you slapped me down recently. :D
  20. Mousey Member

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    lol "I'm not a scientologist, but..."
  21. Herro Member

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    wat
  22. Re: The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

    Is that a saliva gun she's packin?
  23. Mutante Member

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    Anon could really do with a dedicated Scilebrity website in addition to doing whatever maintains or increases the high profile of celeb cult member gossip on WWP.

    Better still, a dedicated Youtube channel in the style of Hotforwords or similar, exclusively for cult celeb gossip. There's enough content generated on WWP to feed a regular video, tons of 'fair use' video and photos on the Internet etc., lots to say about Celebrity Centres, and there must be at least one uberhot femanamefag wannabe VJ out there who would present it.

    Don't even say Boxxy.

    Also, Kirstie is fat. And, brainwashed.
  24. StrongMouse Member

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    What about "The Bitch"?
  25. Anonynamefag Member

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    Zebrafaced. >:3
  26. StrongMouse Member

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    Kirstie's video has finally been released!

  27. none given Member

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    You jest. She would be a good writer for it.

    Perfect if she will go for it. She can wear a 1/2 mask or something.

    In general it's a good idea; all the effort CoS put into recruiting celibs coming back to bite them.
    Most importantly it has to be linked to all the usual celib/ gossip sites. that way we will get lots of random traffic and have a nice thick stream of visitors whenever we get a Jett/Jason/Jenna sized event.
  28. LRonAnon Member

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    Just seeing this thread and her name sickens me.

    She is one I can just forget about and be happier for it.

    dis-gusting
  29. Mutante Member

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    Paging DawnOlsen

    Paging TheBitch

    Paging zebrafaced

    xoxo
  30. xenubarb Member

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    Not for sloppy oral from her. Although why anyone would put a valued body part in the maw of that orca is beyond me...
  31. Re: The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

    How did her butt get up front?
  32. TheBitch Member

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    I can do some content writing if ya'll get a team together. I'm prolly not the appropriate choice for our Kathy Lee cause I'm old and grizzled by comparison to Boxxy and Zebraface. Let me know if ya'll get enough people together for the development team and I can go off the poon patrol for awhile. Do we want straight stuff, or MadTV? PS no offense to ZF, but I'd rather develop a close personal relationship with boxxy... I have this fantasy of shutting that pretty lil mouth of hers that involves.... well, never mind.... not much talking, lets put it that way.
  33. StrongMouse Member

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    I honestly think that there should be a balance. Enough straight stuff to make people want to see what this is all about, but at the same time, some things along the lines of MAD TV to make it very Satirical in Nature to make fun of the Scilons. Why not have BOxxxy and ZF. The more people working on this and putting their heads together, the better.

    Side note, how can the economy be hurting the parishioners individually, but not hurting the church? I mean, Look at all the people that are not buying tickets for Movies or CD's of those that are in the cult, because of the economy. I do not see how the economy CAN"T have the church by the balls right now!!!
  34. TheBitch Member

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    I nominate StrongMouse for Temporary LeaderFag!!! lulz mostly cause all I got time for is writing. Anybody know Boxxy; haz a deep, meaningful relationship wiff her or somethin? Any other thoughts on hot babes we can co-opt?
  35. StrongMouse Member

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    I will accept the nomination for Temporary LeaderFag!!! We could get Nicole Kidman, MiMi Rogers, Brooke Shields to host the show!
  36. TheBitch Member

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    Ok, Fearless Leadar... someone else sent me this, so I leave it in yer capable hands...

  37. StrongMouse Member

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    Okay, Bitch. I just posted it as "Scilon Satirical TV show" here in the Media section!
  38. TheBitch Member

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    Nao we wait. I think it's a great idea with a lot of potential. We'll meet resistance from the usual suspects who still can't make the connection between $cilebritards killing their kids, jumping on couches, and mouthing off about shit other than acting to the press, and opportunities for making international headlines, but fuck'em.

    The question is can we staff it. I'll commit to helping write and edit scripts for the first effort to test the waters, so let's see if we can get a team.
  39. Mutante Member

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    Paging hot femanons who wanna be VJs?
  40. Herro Member

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    Everybody gets it, it's just that some people don't want to be too... myopic. I'm sure that your efforts will be appreciated.

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