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The Kirstie Alley Related News thread!

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by StrongMouse, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. StrongMouse Member

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    One of the things I like about our big goal on here is that, pretty much, the ends justifies the means!!! If this works, it'll be bad ass!!!
  2. StrongMouse Member

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    Let me know if you think I should keep this thread going, or if I should let it die to the Scilon Satirical thread!
  3. azonymous Member

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    Since Jenny Craig didn't work, I think she should try the Lisa McPherson diet
  4. StrongMouse Member

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    OUCH!!!
  5. FreakE420 Member

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  6. azonymous Member

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    Scientology Works, and It Helps People
  7. StrongMouse Member

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    Is it just me, or does oprah only invite the Scilons back to her show over and over again
  8. StrongMouse Member

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    We should promote the fact "Hey, you go on the Lisa McPherson Diet, and you can be the model that you've always wanted to be!"
  9. azonymous Member

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    Don't forget the exercise program.
    Let's see, there's the Thighanetics
    And all those nifty machines for the Sooper Poweerrz, like the gyroscope

    And the sauna
    And running around the track (forget where that is)

    And I think some of flubtards admissions/affirmations had weight/body issues themes...

    Shoot, think how much she'd lose if she just got rid of all those Body Thetans
  10. Whanonstler Member

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    Moar liek "anorSEXia"! mirite?
  11. RavenEyes Member

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    needs moar roach bites
  12. StrongMouse Member

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    You know, this photo really does wonders for Kristie. I mean, whoever photoshoped this was being really generous cause....um....Kirstie didn't even look this good when she was thin!
  13. StrongMouse Member

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    Or even when she was a Vulcan!
  14. StrongMouse Member

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    You know, if the Lisa McPherson Diet doesn't work, she should do what L. Ron Did.....Disappear altogether!
  15. StrongMouse Member

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    you know, we could do a skit where we find out that Kirstie and Oprah are really related!
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  17. Disambiguation Global Moderator

    http://www.today.com/video/today/30516432
  18. DeathHamster Member

    http://www.inquisitr.com/1730307/ki...-jenny-craig-how-she-dropped-50-pounds-video/
    Jenny Craig is selling Soylent Liaison? Presuably they don't make the same claims that Kirstie had to settle out of court.

    "Scientology Jew", barf!
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  19. GibbousWaxing Member

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  20. Anon1942 Member

    How do you know what lemur piss tastes like? Just curious.
  21. GibbousWaxing Member

    Oh, I don't. Kirstie does.
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  22. The Wrong Guy Member

    Pet names, cozy dinners, hotel chats: How Tom Cruise's son Connor is comforting Kirstie Alley's daughter Lillie after her fiancé was killed in a motorcycle accident last year

    • Connor Cruise has formed a deep relationship with fellow Scientologist Kirstie Alley's daughter Lillie Parker
    • He has been comforting Lillie since her childhood sweetheart and fiance Nick Trela was killed in a motorcycle accident last November
    • Pair have a lot in common: both adopted at a young age by Hollywood stars and educated at the same Scientology school
    • They have special nicknames for each other - Connor is 'Golden Eagle' and Lillie is 'Von Strut'
    • Pairing has the blessing of Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley, who are also best friends and committed Scientologists
    • Connor calls Kirstie his 'Spirit Animal' - a special term to use when you revere or look up to someone's life and achievements

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ie-fianc-killed-motorcycle-accident-year.html
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  23. RightOn Member

    I guess "Golden Eagle" (wow pompous just like Dad) will be shopping for a comb and a cat to give "Von Strut" soon.
    Hey Connor! Krusty is going to make one hell of a monster in law!
    Bwa ha ha!
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  24. GibbousWaxing Member

    Where is Krustie now? She hasn't tweeted since the 15th. That's over a week.

    If it was anybody else, I wouldn't mention it, but we're talking about a raging Twitterholic here.
  25. Anonymous Member

    I saw her a couple of days ago, holding up a sign of some kind...
    Cult Sux kirstieSIXdaysWWP.jpg
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  26. jensting Member

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  27. Ersatz Global Moderator

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  29. Anonymous Member

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    FTFH...
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  30. anon8109 Member

    Unfortunately a criminal conviction for financial wrongdoing doesn't register on the public's radar, as shown by Martha Stewart's case.

    On the other hand, in Stewart's case the victims were faceless investors, whereas in Kirstie's case there's a retired couple who were maliciously swindled out of their life savings.
  31. RightOn Member

    Oh this is a great week!
    Better stock up on the Poise pads Krusty Alien!
  32. Anonymous Member

    And, it involves other scientologists!
  33. DeathHamster Member

    http://tonyortega.org/2015/06/04/sc...lanet-all-ideal-orgs-saint-hill-size-by-2016/

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  34. RightOn Member

    meh! whether it is Michelle Sewar or Krusty Alien, they BOTH screwed people over with LIES about a snake oil product.
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  35. DeathHamster Member

    Michelle Seward is on the Big List of exes.
  36. RightOn Member


    list or not, she sill screwed people. AMIRITE>?
    there are some other people on the list that are guilty of stuff too!
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  37. The Wrong Guy Member

    Scientology Under Siege! Inside The New Lawsuit That Could Expose The Church’s Secrets Once & For All

    By Jen Heger, Radar Online

    The Church of Scientology’s innermost secrets could be revealed during an upcoming trial which involves former high ranking member Michelle Seward, and Kirstie Alley. RadarOnline.com has all the details of the lawsuit rocking the embattled church.

    Alley, and her controversial diet company, Organic Liaison, and former Scientologist, Seward, are being sued by a couple, for fraud and negligence, after giving nearly $500,000 in a loan to the insurance agent.

    Seward is accused of financing her “separate existence as a Hollywood movie and Broadway play producer and executive, and as philanthropist to causes associated with the Church of Scientology.”

    Seward allegedly invested a portion of Jeffrey and Marguerite Sabile’s money in Alley’s company. The loan went into default after Seward stopped making payments to the couple.

    However, with a looming trial date of July 6, the financial donations Seward and Alley have contributed to the church are coming under scrutiny.

    One of Seward’s companies, Windsor Pictures LLC., paid $400,000 to the Kirstie Alley Family Trust, according to the documents, and the plaintiffs also contend “that the funds the trust received are related to a premium financed life insurance transaction organized by the defendant and collateralized by $1,000,000 of investor funds.”

    They claim Alley “either actually knew, constructively knew, or should have known that the investment of $1 million, and the transfer of $400,000 into her trust … was illegal, fraudulent and otherwise improper, and at the expense of persons such as the plaintiffs and those similarly situated.”

    The lawsuit also states, “Similar to Alley, defendant SEWARD is active and prominent within the Church of Scientology.”

    Defendant Seward was, for example, the person interviewed by CNN to describe the Church of Scientology’s beliefs regarding “silent birth” when it was reported that the wife of Tom Cruise, a famous actor and prominent Scientologist was planning a silent birth. According to the tenets of Scientology, known as “Dianetics,” as explained by CBS News, “words – even loving ones – spoken during birth and other painful times are recorded by the ‘reactive mind,’ or subconscious,” triggering problems later in life.

    The lawsuit states, “Defendant Seward, described by the CBS report as a self-professed Scientology mom, described how she drew up a birth plan for a wordless delivery with her doctor, and used hand signals to communicate in the delivery room. In January, 2005, the Santa Clarita City Council declined to make a $10,000 donation on behalf of orphans in nations struck by the Indian Ocean tsunami on grounds that the organization whose behalf defendant Seward was making the request was tied to the Church of Scientology.”

    The lawsuit seeks to recoup the $500,000 loan, and other punitive damages.

    READ COURT DOCUMENTS

    Source, and open comments:
    http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/scientology-secrets-revealed-lawsuit/
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  38. The Wrong Guy Member

    ‘Illegal’ Transactions? Kirstie Alley Accused Of Shady Business Dealings In New Lawsuit — Paid Friend $450,000 Per Year, Documents Claim

    By Jen Heger, Radar Online

    Kirstie Alley sold her diet company Organic Liaison to Jenny Craig in 2014, but decisions she and her former CEO made while running the show have landed them in a messy lawsuit. According to court documents obtained by RadarOnline.com, Alley and the company have been named as defendants in a lawsuit because of a six-figure payment they received as part of an alleged Ponzi scheme.

    Organic Liaison and Alley were named in the case, along with the actresses’ one-time insurance agent and former prominent Scientologist, Michelle Seward. Plaintiffs Jeffrey and Marguerite Stabile loaned approximately $500,000 of their life savings to Seward, but she “purportedly lost control of the funds.”

    In one of transaction, the documents claim, one of Seward’s companies paid $400,000 to the Kirstie Alley Family Trust. The plaintiffs contend “that the funds the trust received are related to a premium financed life insurance transaction organized by the defendant and collateralized by $1,000,000 of investor funds.”

    They claim Alley “either actually knew, constructively knew, or should have known that the investment of $1 million, and the transfer of $400,000 into her trust … was illegal, fraudulent and otherwise improper, and at the expense of persons such as the plaintiffs and those similarly situated.”

    Court documents state that Alley admitted it happened “on this one occasion,” but the plaintiff’s attorney Rob Bastian disputes that.

    A source close to Alley previously told Radar, “I can’t go into details as the deposition is sealed and we are respecting the court’s order. It sounds like the opposing side of the suit is grasping at straws by trying to leak false and/or misleading information in an attempt to win this in the press as they know they will lose in the courtroom.”

    At the same time, the documents reveal that Alley’s assistant and CEO of Organic Liaison, Peggy Crawford, “was a minister and mission holder for the church [of Scientology] prior to” becoming the Organic Liaison CEO — a position that paid $450,000 per year, according to the documents.

    However, in 2013, before Organic Liaison was sold to Jenny Craig, Alley asked Crawford to leave the company to “reduce expenses,” the documents state.

    Crawford testified at her deposition that her one-time best friend had fired her by e-mail, and claimed she didn’t receive a severance package. She said she had received “units” of Organic Liaison, stating, “When I left Organic Liaison — we– I — we ended with no – like part of what I gave back, gave to the company was my interest so I can…”

    When asked about if there had been a “cooling off” in the friendship with Alley, Crawford said, “Well again, I don’t know about anyone, but when somebody you know for decades, there are times when we’re — see each other very regularly and sometimes we don’t. So, it’s these are general that it’s a little hard to be specific on what you’re asking because it’s also an opinion on how close a relationship – we know those are opinions depending on what you mean by close.”

    The trial is expected to begin in August, with Kirstie and Peggy expected to testify.

    Source, and open comments:
    http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/kirstie-alley-lawsuit-organic-liaison-alleged-ponzi-scheme/
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  39. RightOn Member

    Did Crawford leave the COS?
    Is she out?
    If so, is she already on? Can't check right now
    Fresh meat or no?
  40. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Kids... what you just read is not English. Under no circumstances should you ever speak like that.

    If I had one of those MiB flashy-things, I would erase the above quoted text from your minds, just to be safe.
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