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The Volunteer Minister's Handbook

Discussion in 'Leaks & Legal' started by theLastAnon, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. theLastAnon Member

  2. Anonymous Member

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    GANG BANG SEC CHECK IN 3....2.....1
  3. Anonymous Member

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    BTW, that garish, shitty photography? That is EXACTLY the sort of stuff that Hubbard was producing from about '74 until '80 or so. Grab any copy of Advance magazine from around '76 and you will be stunned by the appalling pix that the fat man himself oversaw, or personally took. Non-blind scilons of the period were deeply embarrassed.

    He always boasted about his photography skills, but they were no better than his nuclear physics skills or his singing.
  4. puck35 Member

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    Can the VM use his OT powerz to fix the husband's VPL?
  5. RightOn Member

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    looks like 70's pron. All's it needs is the boom chicka wow wow music (no I am not talking about Olly)
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    Even back then there was something weird (bad) about those photos.

    If Hubbard was so great, then why did he take such bad photos?

    Better still, if Hubbard was so great, then why didn't he recognize that he sucked as a photographer?

    Don't answer that question. I think I know why. As far as he was concerned; those photos he took were great.

    He was also a great film maker. THE CASE HE COULDN'T CRACK: One of the all time great movies; right up there with SANTA CLAUS VS THE MARTIANS and CARS THAT EAT PEOPLE. Coming soon to a Scientology Drive-In near you.
  7. nonfza Member

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    Its the fact that Overts dimm the perceptics.
  8. grumpus Member

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  9. Shinythings Member

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    Funny, how it's all about finding the SP. Blame stuff on someone. Scientology works!
  10. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Oh my! So, like it was mom de SP's fault? Were the early 70's that bad for adults? I don't remember~its all a colorful blur.
    Why do I hear Saturday Night Feeble in the background when I look at that those frightful pics? yikes!

    gtg/razor/bucket
  11. DeathHamster Member

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    Polyester, the clothing That Would Not DIE!
  12. Anonymous Member

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  13. AnonyVix Member

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    This is pathetic. Random argument is always the fault of the hag in corner. Banish hag and enjoy threesome.

    protip: As a VM you should always travel with a trouble making hag to ensure that the third party rule does not make you the cause!
  14. Anonymous Member

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  15. CantPickaName Member

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  16. Anonymous Member

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    I almost missed some of those shoops...nice.
  17. Anonymous Member

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    "Later even the strength of Christianity waned becoming less viable in that for some people its faith was lacking an applied technology meaning an exact and inclusive method of application of Christianity to livingness. Thus men came to abandon the Christian church and continue their religious searchings."

    lulz, somebody let Randy Sly know...

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  18. Anonymous Member

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  19. Sponge Member

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    [SIZE="3"]Ah, Another classic from Ron[/SIZE]

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    [SIZE="6"]FEEL MY FINGER[/SIZE]
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  21. RightOn Member

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    ROTFL
  22. FreakE420 Member

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  23. Belladonna Member

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    Oh I saw FreakE was in this thread and I raced over to see... lol
  24. Anonymous Member

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    well done! (I wish a bit of gore would have been thrown in there though..)
  25. FreakE420 Member

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  26. grumpus Member

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    ROFL...
  27. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    Laughing ma ass off Freaky one! Laughing @ self too, when I first looked at the shoop I was liek, waitaminute where's de shooo......oh fu......... lolololol! doh!
    Sponge shoop also lmao!

    Jest cheered up my whole crappy afternoon!

    XD
  28. anoninoob Member

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    Shoopanons are full of win!

    Will Quagmire masks become the new GF's?

    "aaaaall riiiiiight"

    (this thread made my hangover afternoon so much better)
  29. theLastAnon Member

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    This book is hilarious...here's the link again for late arrivals:
    Mudkipz: The Volunteer Minister's Handbook


    More lulz, in which the Volunteer Minister gets addicts off drugs "through proper vitamins and learning Scientology..."




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  30. grumpus Member

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    Vitamins and TRs prevent withdrawal symptoms. That's some DEADLY medical advice. Also, notice the "now-cured" junkies are drinking wine to celebrate.

    LOL...
  31. Belladonna Member

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    Leave Stevie Wonder out of it!!! bawwwww
  32. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    So what if they're drinkin' wine silly, not the point, they're cured thanks to LRon! Too bad they turned into brain-adled culties *sad* (seriously though, I know lots of ex drugsters who like their wine with dinner, ain't a big deal mon)
    Nao the vitimans and TR's are another thing, along with the simplistic ideas that some bogus LRon minister training would qualify anyone to give informed councel to anything other than a small retarded rock...........

    This thread nao needs moar mullets and bell-bottoms.

    The 'history' part of this booklet deserves some good shoop-da-whoops, ol' Flubbernutz obviously spared no expense on the sets of these historically based pics, and also had trouble finding anyone resembling Asians, Mongols, etc., but the Horrid Vikings did manage to find a vestil virgin......... I especially liked the cavemen, in velvet curtain material or something..... XP

    What is nice to see is that the cult still uses these high production standards to this day.
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    I remember buying that book and wondering why the photos on Scientology promo that were NOT taken by Hubbard always looked better.

    The Emperor's New Clothes though; I forced myself to believe that Ron was working out a whole new style of photography. It's hard to admit that now but it is the truth. It must have been worse for those who actually had to work with that guy. They were the courtiers who sucked up to him all the time and even believed what they said.
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    LOL. Those idiots get poisoned in a restaurant, and then go back to the same restaurant later on in the handbook. Stupid idiots.
  35. DeathHamster Member

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    I guess the VM has a Hag in a Bag or a Pocket Witch ready to yank out to take the blame if need be.
  36. theLastAnon Member

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    Sorry, Belladonna...he pulled it in.
  37. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    He didn't see it coming.












    *hangs head in Pun Hall of Shame.*


    (sigh)
  38. amaX Member

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    So, the result of every interaction with a Vulture Minister is a threesome?


    .
  39. Belladonna Member

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    Haw haw haw I was thinking the same thing.

    Oh, and MOAR shoops pl0x.
  40. Optimisticate Member

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    So the vulture ministers are the ones curing drug addicts instead of narconon?

    Oh... wait...

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