There's something strange brewing on Nantucket... Nantucket, Massachusetts! A secluded island 30 miles southeast of Cape Cod. Vacation spot for rich tourists from...wait a minute, what is that down there? Cameraman, bring us in closer. Yes it's definitely in this area, but we're still too far away! Closer! Nantucket Harbor. We're almost there, but can we get a more street level view? That's better! Now bring us in closer to that building in the center! We're close, I can feel it! Zoom in and enhance the image! There! Right there on the left! What's that sticking out of the fence? OH MY FUCKING GOD [SIZE="5"] [COLOR="Red"]ATTENTION CELEBRITY SCIENTOLOGISTS[/COLOR][/SIZE] For several decades, Nantucket has been a playground for the rich and famous, a "faraway land" for those looking to put distance between themselves and the real world. Some of you celebrity Scientologists might have been here on holiday, while others own vacation homes. In any case, when one wants to get away from rabid fans, and equally rabid critics, Nantucket has always been a reliably exclusive destination. Well, no longer. As of at least one hundred years ago, Anonymous has established a presence on this island and are hard at work spreading suppression from 'Sconset to Madaket Beach. Evidence of the Hive's presence can be found throughout the island, particularly the downtown area, and Milestone Road. Don't you see? Even on Nantucket, you have nowhere to hide because Anonymous truly is everywhere. How can you possibly relax when you're watched by the unblinking, unwavering eyes of Legion? This announcement comes at a perfect time. Memorial Day is this weekend and that means the beginning of the summer vacation season. It's bound to be a pleasant summer on the island this year, full of dancing, partying, sunbathing...and Anonymous. One last thing. Please don't think that you can sneak in without the Hive-mind finding out. It's such a small island after all, and news does travel fast. Operation: Ack Attack is a go. Enjoy your summer.