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Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

Discussion in 'Think Tank' started by Anonymous, Aug 4, 2008.

  1. Anonymous Member

    Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Valkyrie (2009)

    Gentlemen:

    As I am sure you are all well aware, good ole Tom Cruise is making another movie, about Nazis, that is to be released on 3-13-09 in the USA. Tom Cruise + Scilons + Nazis = epic fucking lulz potential... thus, I believe it is time to start planning something big. I'm talking a MASSIVE troll campaign that will follow Cruise wherever he goes to shoot his movie.

    We will start by getting some dox on where the movie is being shot (I'm not sure if it's actually going to be in Germany). Local anons will show up and do flash raids, and we can even pick a theme, such as stereotypical Jewish costumes (yamakas, etc) and dancing to music by Jewish artists. This will lead to epic enturbulation of Cruise, and if we're lucky, he'll blow up on a press release like he did with the interview with Matt Lauer.

    YouTube - Crazy Ole' Tom Cruise on the Today Show

    We'll continue to push his buttons, and enturbulate him. It will all end with a HUGE FUCKING RAID of the movie premier. We'll raid the after-party, rickroll the Red Carpet, and totally steal the fucking spotlight. We'll hit them hard and fast, Anonymous, while aiming straight for the throat.

    This is a massive opportunity for lulz and win. We can easily enturbulate the fuck out of Tom Cruise, so I say DO IT FAGGOTS.
  2. trueevil Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    They've already shot almost the whole movie. There's already trailer.

    So

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    But of course you can go to premiers to enturbulate Cruise all you want. I'm sure he gives a fuck.
  3. meatpopsicle Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    this isn't a war against Tom Cruise, this is a war against the Cult of $cientology. so i'm not sure about this.

    getting visibility is a good thing, but i don't think we should be attacking people.
  4. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Oh lawd, is dat sum moralfaggotry?

    If Cruise can be enturbulated (and he could just by someone saying they used a psychiatric drug), then let's raid the premier. It will get us publicity.
  5. meatpopsicle Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    sure is; moralfag speaking.

    visibility at premier; great. dressing up in Jewish costumes; not sure (perhaps some JewishAnons can weigh in on this. personally attacking Tom Cruise; makes us look like jerks and can take away from the actual message.
  6. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Tom Cruise is why most of us got involved in the first place.
  7. Asian-anon Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    What is this moral faggotry? We are Anonymous. The public doesn't expect us to toe the PC line. Butthurt fags will be butthurt no matter how you try to please them. As long as you are no risking you or other Anons getting V& IRL, I don't see any immediate reason not to do what OP has proposed.
  8. Publius Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    As an Anon, I could certainly pick up the satire, but as an authentic Jew I will tell you that it will be taken the wrong way. My conclusion is that this would be a bad idea and if done, could seriously damage our movement.
  9. Anon476 Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Dressing as Jews == bad.

    But enturbulating Cruise is good, just don't do anything that could be considered offending a race.
  10. PFD Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    This.
    Those outside of anon that hear about it will get butthurt also and we'll have to deal with their bawwww. Plus, hey where's those anti-anon flyers about our racist group... It's just going to be bad for us in the end rather than the other way around so the lulz will be very shortlived.

    Not worth doing exactly what the OP proposes but enturbulate the hell out of Cruise is always worth it, watching the man rage is priceless.
  11. Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Just don't dress as Nazis; CoS already tried that once and it didn't quite work for them. Also then it would render Pelvidar's video moot... Just stick with your usual outfit, really.

    But I'm all for pissing off Tom Cruise. Ever since he claimed "SP's don't usually come within my area" or whatever the fuck he said, I've been wanting to see someone in an EFG mask rickrolling the fucker.

    I'm sure if you want to play into the Nazi theme you can just loudly ask him to explain why he believes psychiatrists are responsible for the holocaust.
  12. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    ^^^ THIS ^^^
    Cruise has been asking for a good trolling his whole life. Time to deliver.
    Not to mention that Cruise would be over nine thousand times more likely to fire a fifty-caliber footbullet when he's publicly humiliated at his little premier.
  13. Major Boyle Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    You could always dress as Nazis but replace the Swastika with Scientology crosses. Wonder if anyone makes Scientology tchochkes?
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Hubby with a Hitler mustache, anyone?
  15. supafreak Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Er, how about just boycotting the movie and thus hitting Cruise in the hip pocket?
  16. MrNobody Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    I know I plan to boycott, but I'd love to stand outside the premier with a sign saying "Tom Cruise always plays himself aka A NAZI".

    I know I plan to talk about this with my synagogue, and hillel. I think a lot of Jews have a right to be upset at the way Scientology has hijacked the holocaust for their own purposes. I'd love to see an organized front of Jewish organizations coming out against this movie.
  17. Anonakitty Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Raiding the premiere would be lulzy.
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    hey..u...STFU LURK FUCKING MOAR

    RAID THE PREMERE
  19. tiggernew Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Sign: "von Stauffenberg should've gone after LRH, too"

    LRH = Hitler - military success

    Get TC enturbulated at the premiere just for the fun of it. Dunno how much it'll help, but who cares? The guy's an asshole who hasn't the skills to play a dramatic/heroic role.

    [Never mind the fact that the plot against Hitler wasn't even driven by empathy or idealism -- the old German aristocrats didn't like Hitler hogging all the power and messing things up for them.]

    That said, if you're going to generate enough controversy to get on camera, be sure your signs connect it to Scientology's crimes, so that the right issue is front & center. Cruise doesn't matter, in the long run, but he's a good PR hook -- what's sauce for the goose (them) is sauce for the gander (us).
  20. MrNobody Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Talking about movies with Tom in it, anyone else find it funny that he was in Lions for Lambs.

    The tag line for the movie being "If you don't STAND for something, you might FALL for anything". Its sort of funny that he plays a crazy extremist in this movie, thus supporting my theory that he only plays himself on screen. Notice how there is only one movie a year, hardly seems busy (or like hes able to get that much work for someone who is supposedly a big star)

    Lions for Lambs (2007) - A extremist neocon who doesn't let facts dissuade him from his "reality"
    Grossed domestically - $15,000,000
    Cost to make - $35,000,000

    Mission Impossible III (2006) - a action hero with no discernible personality (or acting skills) except for maybe being a bit crazy.
    Grossed domestically - $134,029,801
    Cost to make - $150,000,000
    (Notice the change in numbers here. I think we can all remember what happened before this movie.)

    War of the Worlds (2005) - a guy who's generally a loser, and ends up bumbling around and neglecting his kids (I hope this isn't foreshadowing for Suri, but if other cult member's kids are any indication it will be).
    Grossed domestically - $234,280,354
    Cost to make - $132,000,000

    Collateral (2004) - a crazy killer (aka a loon)
    Grossed domestically - $101,005,703
    Cost to make - $65,000,000

    The Last Samurai (2003) - A drunk who doesn't know who he is, and a wee bit unhinged
    Grossed domestically - $111,127,263
    Cost to make - $140,000,000

    Minority Report (2002) - a man who becomes unhinged because of reports against him (though its arguable that he was unhinged throughout the whole movie)
    Grossed domestically - $132,072,926
    Cost to make - $102,000,000

    Vanilla Sky (2001) - he loses touch with reality, and acts like a spoiled child (A REALLY BIG STRETCH for him)
    Grossed domestically - $100,618,344
    Cost to make - $68,000,000

    I'd go on, but I think I made my point. The average he makes for a movie is $96,869,329 which sounds like a lot, but consider how many big budget movies he's made. Most of the movies he's made have made a profit, but notice what happened after the flap during the big hissy fit he threw during the MI:III promotion, profits dried up.

    I'd say boycott his new movie Tropic Thunder, he plays a bit part. If that doesn't make money (and it looks stupid and big budget, which is generally a recipe for little to no profits), and then the Valkyrie movie bombs too, then his acting career will have taken a major hit which could be directly linked to his acting like a putz for Scientology.

    He's already the joke of Hollywood, what will happen when his acting career dies? This is something Anon can do, we can kill his acting career. Imagine the fuss that would happen if we put out a message that we were going to boycott his movies from now on. Tropic Thunder is geared towards the sort of crowd that Anon attracts. If that crowd boycotted the movie, then profits would suck, and it'd be directly linked to Tom. No studio in their right mind would want to be linked to him again.

    Again, he's only playing a bit part in one movie this year (hardly a big career), and if his next big project bombs his acting career can be considered dead.

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  21. meatpopsicle Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    NO U

    and try reading the thread, especially the responses from actual Jewish Anons.
  22. highoverlord Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    ur way to moral faggity. we should make fun of tom
  23. moose Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Dude, thats old news... they already filmed everything.
    they claim they had to re-shoot some parts because Tom wasn't convincing enough.

    The release date was pushed a few times, I thing it was originally scheduled for somewhere around march... My guess is that they are just waiting for 'the right moment' to release this film (= when we / media stop bringing out the bad stuff about Tom ;)
  24. Moralfag Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    ^^this^^
  25. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    This one's all you.

    Cruise movie will fail all on it's own. The only hope it has is if we show up.
  26. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis


    thats alot of research

    piff i'd rather sneak into the movie and shoat anti-sci crap at the screen
    "WHY DON'T U HAV XENU FLY DOWN AND SAVE YOU ASS, TOM"

    or just go xenu xenu xenu

    both fun^_^



    meatpopsicle = waaaaaay to moral fagging
    for teh lulz, always

    make tom cry on the red carpet^_^
  27. MrNobody Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Exactly, it will fail on its own. I'd just like to see some Jews responding to this. I mean its like putting Mel Gibson, or any other holocaust denier, in a WWII movie.

    I admit I don't know too much about this movie, but from what I've seen it seems like stupid drivel to me. If I'm going to go see a WWII movie, I'd rather see the new Defiance movie coming out soon (December of this year). Looks to be a good movie about standing up for your principals, like being able to live for example, and doing whatever you can to defend them. Plus the action looks amazing.
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  29. MrNobody Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    The fact of the matter is that Tom is a lot more popular internationally then he is here. If I remember correctly most of his movies make their money internationally where his actions as a idiot haven't reached quite as much (at least this is the only way I can explain it). He's not exactly a high class actor, he barely works anymore, and I think he's footbulleted his career. I'd just like to give it that extra shove into non being.

    Scientology keeps saying it brings success, just look at Tom Cruise. I'd love to have him declare bankruptcy after he's been used up by the cult.
  30. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    im up for this but WE ACTUALLY have to go instead of just saying yea ok we will, then we dont. supposing the premier is in leicester square where shall we all meet? and when he realises whats gonna happen hes gonna jet so we probs have only time for 1 song, rick roll?

    and hrmmmm i really want to dress up but with all the 'celeb' and media attention at a premier i really think its risky, and plus if any illegal action has happened with anonymous (hehe) then its just pissed of the scientologists alot so we have had not that bad press coverage anyway but i think its BAAAAAW if like normal people (ie. jews) will go on television to denounce us so why not just keep things old school?
  31. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    I think we should call it something a bit less provocative like

    OPERATION VALKYRIE

    win anyone?
  32. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    This would probably be a prime target for an Operation Silent Presence sort of thing. A handful of people at the premiere in suits and masks without signs or anything (well, perhaps a few pockets full of YTFCs...) Anon gets media attention without the BAWW, with the added chance for bonus lulz if Cruise sees them and footbullets himself with a 50-cal machinegun.

    Plus it dodges the messy issues regarding race and the holocaust and all that, so the lulz can be had without alienating the moralfags among us.
  33. Moralfag Member

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  34. Anonymous Member

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  35. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    why do we need to disguise ourselves? we just turn up in suites with red tie, inconspicuous enough, plus there is a fan area.... i mean lets mingle there, its red carpet close, i think as he gets out the car we RICK ROLL him! agreed? then we ask him to sign our masks,

    ZOMG OMG OMG OMG another idea..... might be fail...... people on other thread were talking about an idea that 1 person like pretends to be (obviously fake) really badly hurt im mean fake blud the lot, then you start screaming for an OT to save you with your magic powers, fail or EPIC WIN?
  36. AnonPerk Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    This was in the first stages of planning on Wirah, but it's been taken down. Any ideas as to why?
  37. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    I guess tey didnt like the name LOL nazis or its run by scifags
  38. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    Let's raid the fucking premier. TC would shit brix, and would more than likely fire a footbullet on national TV.

    Either way, we win.
  39. Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    LETS DO IT FAGS!
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

    lets FUCKING DO THIS FAGS

    ok i say normal anon uniform, but no signs cause we dont wanna look like some hippy protesters, just us our masks, rick roll and the LULZ. and out leaflets if you want. ok lets all meet up an hours before it starts? on the opposite side of the square where the odeon is. lets always stay masked for obvious reasons. andlets have some uniformity all V masks? we mingle not making any disturbance or gathering together untill celebs start arriving then be4 tom comes we gather somewhere close as close as to the entrance as we can and when tom steps out the limo we blast out rick roll, stand there silently until he walks past, (if he tries to argue we 'evil eye him till he goes) still playing rick roll, then when he goes inside ...... thats still undecided, i dunno what we will do then

    what do you think?

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