Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: The Divorce

Discussion in 'Tom and Katie' started by The Wrong Guy, Jun 29, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Anonymous Member

    I wasn't the paps that killed the princess. It was a drunk driver playing tough guy. Diana dealt with the paps her entire life. She knew how to work with them. She maintained a solid working relationship with many of them.
    She knew there was no point in trying to outrun the ones at the hotel as others would already be lined up at their destination anyway.
  2. DeathHamster Member

    Tom's drivers are hired by a guy who thinks that he's an action hero.
  3. mojo Member

    lived in the london - i remember several occasions, but one in particular. a funeral was to be held and Diana was to attend. she got out of her car, walked into the church about 10 steps, and then an hour later walked out and back into the car. i happened to work right next door to the church and got a great view. the paps were there for hours before with ladders and all sorts of nonsense just to get that brief little snap or two. and right now with the feeding frenzy on katie and suri...well, it's a frenzy of paps.
  4. Anonymous Member

    bump because wins and lulz
    • Agree Agree x 1
  5. The Wrong Guy Member

    Will Suri Cruise's real father please stand up? - Dramarama

    Will Tom Cruise be forced to take a paternity test?

    For even longer than Suri Cruise has been alive, her paternity has been a matter of great debate. The theories are plentiful and all over the map. In the latest issue of The National Enquirer, not one, but three possible bio dads are discussed — Josh Hartnett, Josh Jackson and Chris Klein. And what do these three men have in common? Why, a romantic history with Katie Holmes, of course.

    If any of these men are the baby-daddy (and I highly doubt it), the theory goes that Katie was pregnant when she met Tom and the pair decided to pass Suri off as their own. You may recall that the secrecy surrounding baby Sci’s birth was a little wacky and when we finally did meet the icy-eyed three-month-old (on the cover of Vanity Fair), she looked at least twice that age. Hmmmm.

    As to the possibility of a future paternity test, a source tells The National Enquirer: “Tom’s not going to like it, but there will very likely come a point when he may be forced to take a paternity test. With his seemingly unyielding need for control, Tom will most likely resist the test until the bitter end. He might have to choose between swallowing his pride, which he’s not used to doing, or possibly sacrificing his relationship with Suri.”

    So basically this person is simply suggesting that theoretically, Tom would be upset to have his paternity called into question. Duh. What dad wouldn’t?

    What I want to know is, when did the paternity suspicions shift onto Katie’s exes and away from Tom’s cousin, William Mapother? Several years ago, the theory was that Tom (either because he is gay or because he is shooting blanks) was not capable of reproducing and so he called in his look-alike cousin to pinch-hit. Crazy, but they sure do look alike.

    • Like Like x 1
  6. Tourniquet Member

    If it were found scientifically that Cruise is not Suri's dad, that would a most tasty icing on an already luscious caek :D
    • Agree Agree x 6
  7. The Wrong Guy Member

    David Miscavige Used Katie Holmes and Then Blew Her Off | Celeb Dirty Laundry

    We all know David Miscavige is a suppressive psychopath, hell bent on taking over the world with his Scientology dogma. It is then, no surprise that David blew off Katie Holmes.


    Nothing about Scientology ever makes sense. We feel like we’re experiencing a bad case of dyslexia coupled with insanity. Thank you, David Miscavige, for not only trying to rule the world with your corrupted cult, but also for making us sit in the corner, shake and mumble “Derp. Bump. Derp” until we get a nervous breakdown and stroke unicorns.
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Like Like x 1
  8. Tourniquet Member

    Something doesn't look quite right to me about Mapother, but...
    • Like Like x 1
  9. Anonymous Member

    So that's what Tom would look like without the plastic surgery and dental work!

    (William, not Suri.)
  10. Bipolart Member

    I think Suri looks like Katie anyway. Who gives a shit about him?
    • Agree Agree x 5
    • Winner Winner x 1
  11. The Wrong Guy Member

    Memo to CruiseControl: No longer “My Favorite,” Alien Boy! - The National Enquirer

    By Mike Walker - July 20, 2012

    Folks, I have a serious announcement that may sadden, or gladden, your hearts.

    Henceforth, I will cease using my time-worn, good-natured nickname for a major star I can no longer view in any affectionate light: Therefore, the term “My Favorite Alien” – created by me to describe TOM CRUISE – will never appear in print again!

    Why? Quite simply, Tom’s lost all power to amuse.

    Looking at photos of his and KATIE HOLMES’ adorable child Suri, and knowing he was willing to place that precious life in the hands of his fanatical “church,” all sympathy and tolerance for Tom’s once-entertaining antics ceased forever.

    I will, of course, continue to report on Mr. Cruise fairly and objectively, as always, and – if it’s any consolation, Tom – I’ll keep using the even more apt nickname I coined years ago… CruiseControl!
    • Like Like x 7
    • Winner Winner x 1
  12. DeathHamster Member

    And then you win.

    When Tom and Scientology are no longer the goofy LOLXENU cult, but the cult of creeps, it's end-game.
    • Agree Agree x 5
    • Like Like x 1
  13. Anonymous Member

    • Funny Funny x 17
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Like Like x 2
  14. Anonymous Member

    • Funny Funny x 4
  15. RightOn Member

    OMG! that Cruise add is a riot!
    • Agree Agree x 3
  16. The Wrong Guy Member

    Can Scientologist Tom Cruise recruit cult comedian Russell Brand?

    By Katie Nicholl


    Tom Cruise is hoping to introduce comic Russell Brand to Scientology.

    Newly separated Cruise is keen to recruit his Rock Of Ages co-star to be a spokesman for Scientology rehab project Narconon.

    ‘Tom thinks Russell’s battle with alcohol and drug addiction is a way to reach out to the vulnerable,’ says an LA spy.

    Cruise also introduced Brand to Hollywood studio boss Sumner Redstone, who asked Russell to compere an event to help addicts.
  17. RightOn Member

    Brand annoys me to no end
    If anyone joins the cult at this stage, then they only have themselves to blame
    If he joins, I hope Brand annoys the fuck out of DM

    and see the difference in Brand and Cruise in that pic?
    Cruise is always so keyed up
    what a freakin' dork.
    I guess he is over the divorce already? He looks pretty well adjusted. Must be because he is at cause over the divorce noa lol
    • Agree Agree x 2
  18. Tourniquet Member

    Cruise does auditing on himself, so already handled the ARC break with Katie and is back on (time) track.

    Russell who? I guess I'm not properly caught up with with the D-list...
  19. anonsoldier Member

    More like the UK-list. He's not that well known here except for a few recent movies. And I don't think he,s foolish enough to get into the cult. Then again, he did split with Katy Perryso who the hell knows.
  20. Tourniquet Member

    Yeah, maybe he realizes that Tom Cruise will get him press now, no matter what, and later he can disavow any connection to the cult.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  21. Anonymous Member

    That worked so well for Will Smith.
  22. Anonymous Member

    Does it make sense for a comedian to join the cult?

    Comedians are supposed to bring the lulz, and joining Co$ would mean giving up a prime Source of material.
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  23. Anonymous Member

    Photo was taken at movie premier in June.
  24. anonsoldier Member

    Maybe he needs some new material.
  25. Anonymous Member

    But if you belong to the cult, you can't make fun of it. (see Chef)
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
  26. anonsoldier Member

    He'll join for a month, do some courses, then leave and make fun of it for a year until he gets another man-child role in a movie.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  27. Plus One Member

    If the Tomster and the 'church' can guarantee an endless supply of pussy to the 'Brand' then who knows? It's his one weakness.. Well that and drugs.

    He's also very independent minded.

    So to sum up, Russell Brand likes sex, drugs and thinking for himself. Yeah, he'll fit right in.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  28. Zhent Member

    Here is an Australian print article from last week. It's a little off tangent but was a nice bit of lulz to read on Sunday (especially the dox drop on Scientology fail stats). I will leave it in this thread so it is archived somewhere on the internet.

    One shot and Hollywood missed Great moments in miscasting: WHO WE ARE
    Reacher, Jack. Sun Herald [Sydney, N.S.W] 15 July 2012: 16.
    (The author is actually David Dale, the digital edition has got confused)

    • Agree Agree x 2
  29. Random guy Member

    Maybe she snores or gnash her teeth or something.
    • Funny Funny x 1
  30. Anonymous Member

    • Like Like x 2
  31. The Wrong Guy Member

    Tom Cruise Following Katie Holmes To NYC | Celeb Dirty Laundry

    By Jeanne Adams on July 22, 2012

    Tom Cruise just can’t keep himself away from Katie Holmes and is following his ex to New York City. Page Six reports the “sad but not bitter” actor is looking to buy a bachelor pad so he can be closer to his daughter, Suri Cruise, and keep an eye on Katie.

    OK, I made that last part up, but don’t you think Tom would use the closer proximity to his advantage and do some spying? I do!

    Page Six says Tom will not go back to the apartment he and Katie shared because that would just be too weird but he’s not looking to set up shop in the fashionable Chelsea area like his ex wife either. Rather, he’s looking for something secluded and ginormous.

    “Tom’s looking for a new home here,” a source said. “He wants a fresh start. He doesn’t want to go back to the East Village apartment where he was living with Katie. He’s looking for something that’s very private where he won’t have to deal with going through a lobby, and people outside all the time. He also wants to have a nice amount of space for Suri, with outdoor space. That could mean high-end luxury apartments, but he’s also looking at houses outside of the city or in gated communities.”

    Oh, poor Katie! I bet she thought she was actually free. She moved 2,000 miles away but that still wasn’t far enough for Tom to get the picture. You didn’t think Tom was going to be cool with only seeing Suri on Skype did you? Katie might have primary custody but Tom is definitely going to take advantage of that “generous” visitation rights clause.

    On a less smutty note, Tom has his own plane but the five hour flight from NYC to LA is annoying and LONG. I’m sure Tom doesn’t want Suri making it constantly by herself. It actually makes sense for him to set up shop close to her while she’s so young. Maybe he can ditch it as she gets older or, who knows, maybe he’ll pick up another NYC chick and make the move permanent. Then Katie might decide she likes LA better after all!

    Do you think Tom’s move is really all about Suri or do you think it has something to do with his lack of closure with Katie as well?


    The article referenced above:

    Tom Cruise looking for New York house to be close to Suri -
    • Like Like x 3
  32. RightOn Member

    Tom goes stalker
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Like Like x 4
  33. sallysock Member

    Tom can't go back to the the apartment because of engrams that remain/continue because auditing doesn't work?
    Hey Tom, Confront.
  34. Anonymous Member

    Hulk shatter and smash suppression! Tom? Not so much.
  35. Anonymous Member


    Tom, the memories are more powerful than your auditing.
  36. LOL.
  37. The Wrong Guy Member

    From The Pan-Arabia Enquirer:

    Tom Cruise to remove Katie Holmes’ name from top of Burj Khalifa


    DUBAI: Just weeks after Katie Holmes announced her plans to divorce Tom Cruise, the Lions For Lambs star has sensationally revealed that he intends to climb back up the Burj Khalifa and remove her name from the top.

    “Mr Cruise wrote the name of his wife at the top of the Burj Khalifa during filming of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol in good faith,” said a spokesperson for the actor.

    “Given the circumstances and Ms Holmes’ change of heart, he has no option but to climb all 162 floors again and scrub her name out. And if it won’t come off, he’ll just have to draw a cross through it. Probably along with a sad face or something.”
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Like Like x 1
  38. The Wrong Guy Member

    Scientology: Don’t Let Tom Cruise and John Travolta’s Membership Fool You | The Guardian Express

    By Dr. Steven Frye

    Google “SCIENTOLOGY RELATED SUICIDES and MURDERS” and you will find many articles on the dangers of this anti-psychiatry, anti-medication cult.

    Modern psychiatry has truly miraculous, remarkably safe, life-saving medications and therapies to assist patients with all kinds of mental disorders, especially depression and suicidal thinking. Yet Tom Cruise and John Travolta constantly shove their dangerous propaganda on us.

    Scientology’s own very stressful and toxic training further aggravates this by the “number of individuals [who] go crazy when exposed to the Hubbard Tech even absent malicious intent on the part of the persons applying the Tech. For example, [Andre Tabayoyon] saw John Colletto get psychotic after he was exposed to the OT III level (Operating the tan level III) materials. He got a pistol. In my presence, he shot his wife in the head. She died instantly. Then John ran a short distance before turning the pistol on himself and committing suicide. Moreover, John Travolta’s auditor told me of two occasions … John Travolta went into deep depression after auditing and therefore suffered a psychotic break.”

    “I personally observed a number of other Scientologists go crazy and commit suicide as a result of the auditing processes…The results of Scientology’s hatred of medicine and psychiatry has lead to numerous deaths. The second half of this list describes five of those deaths.” (Ref:An extract from an affidavit by Andre Tabayoyon)

    Even without the trauma of this “training,” depression is a very common disorder in which suicidal ideas often occur. How many others that could have been treated and very easily saved have died unnecessarily because of this dangerous cult?

    Regarding John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s son, “Jett had been having seizures on an average of every four days, until he started taking Depakote… the drug initially worked, reducing the frequency to approximately once every three weeks…Jett took Depokate for ‘several years,’ but it eventually lost its effectiveness, according to Ossi and McDermott.” They say “it began to cause serious physical damage” including “damage to Jett’s liver. And Jett went back to having at least one seizure every four days. So Travolta and Preston, after consulting neurosurgeons, stopped administering the drug.” (Ref:TMZ, Huffington Post, Access Hollywood, Us, People: 02/02/09, Updated: 05/25/11)

    Incredible!!! Neurologists are usually the specialists that treat seizure disorders, unless they are intractable in which case neurosurgery can be very effective. But seizures are brain disorders and we know how Scientologists reject treatment of brain disorders. When Jett allegedly died from a seizure, how come no one challenged them as to why he was not on seizure medications? How come there was no indication of any blood levels of seizure meds on his autopsy?

    With proper treatment it’s very likely that Jett Travolta would still be alive. Jehovah’s Witnesses are not allowed to let their children die for their religious beliefs. Why are Scientology celebrities allowed to let their children die without treatment when other citizens are not?

    Scientology is believed to have played a strong role in the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce. She moved to New York where Scientology does not have the support it has in LA and after only a couple of weeks the divorce was finalized. The Scientologists certainly did not want a public divorce settlement hearing so everyone could learn the truth.

    After Katie had their daughter, did she really want her to be raised with the potentially appalling beliefs of the Scientologists? Obviously not, as she just rejoined the Catholic Church about a week after her divorce was finalized and registered Suri in a Catholic School.

    So Scientology is a very dangerous cult that can have a devastating effect on our relationships, especially marriage and family, our health and even our lives.

    Citizen beware!
    • Like Like x 6
    • Winner Winner x 4
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page

Customize Theme Colors


Choose a color via Color picker or click the predefined style names!

Primary Color :

Secondary Color :
Predefined Skins