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Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

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  1. Billo Member

    Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Tom Cruise, Jerry Bruckheimer look to cook 'Top Gun II' | HollywoodNews.com

    Could TOP GUN 2 save Tom Cruise? | Obsessed With Film

    TL;DR Tom Cruise is so desperate that he's going to trash the image of the only good movie he ever made to try to resurrect his career.
  2. TorontosRoot Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    BBBBAAAAAWWWWWWWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAAA!!!!!

    (above) for Cruiser. I can't believe it. I wonder how bad it's going to be? Will I watch something else half-way during the movie or yell out "HEY XENU LOVER!" during the middle of the movie when the area's full? Will I put on my mask and just watch the movie and have people stair at me wondering "who is this guy?"

    I just might.
  3. SuperChipcat Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    It's bound to be in 3-D...can one of the hardware Anons design an EFG mask with built in optics?

    Also, freakin' lasers on the forehead would also be excellent.
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  4. Goosh Goosh Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    lol
  5. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Dear sweet merciful Xenu... Tom Cruise has got to be the slowest learner on the planet.

    Tom Cruise: "Hurrr... Knight and Day bombed.. I knows! I make Top Gun 2 and people forget about me and Opera... and Matt Lauer... and that video that Davie told me to make and those pesky people with Guy Faulks masks got a hold of and laughed at..."
  6. Goosh Goosh Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    said it already: he's in denial

    his ego won't let him accept the fact that he's a washed up has-been of an actor
  7. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

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  8. Bipolart Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    I smell desperation.
    What a maroon.
  9. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Oooooo... is he going to bring back Kelly McGinnis.... she's a lesbo now...

    Would make for a great angle in the film.

    Kelly McGillis: I'm A Lesbian
  10. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    He should go the full gay on this one. "Top Gun Mountain" has a nice ring to it. How about "Brokeback Top Gun"? Or, "Queers As Top Guns"?
  11. FreakE420 Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

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  12. Smurf Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Damn. At least we know she didn't become a lipstick lesbo. Scary.
  13. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    OMG freake that's GREAT! lol


    oh and a late forties male instructor and some 22 year old female cadet, even if feisty, couldn't be tooo creepy..could it?
  14. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    i lol'd
  15. sooleater Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    i lol´d
  16. mojo Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    midlife crisis, tom, or just the scientology shit?
  17. AnonyVix Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    oh dear...
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  18. Random guy Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    If this flick ever gets made, this pick need to go viral!
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  20. Hombre Moderator Skandinaviska

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Do it, Tom! Kill it! Kill your career!
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  21. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    I've always wanted to make a movie about a russian fighter pilot in the 80s. He's an all-around decent man, charming and intelligent and kind, who falls in love with his flight instructor and then is killed by Tom Cruise in the film's final scene.
  22. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    FUCK YEAH TOP GUN 2

    All you haters can shut up, Cruise has never done anything finer.
  23. Lorelei Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    But...but...Scientology cured him of his learning disabilities! He must just be an idiot without a good excuse for it.
  24. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    This time movie must include Tarantino's "swordfight, swordfight"! (in 3-D)
  25. JohnnyRUClear Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    It'd be a dice-roll, for sure. Chances of success? Probably pretty low, given the odds with sequels generally plus the WHOOOOOOOOOOOEEEE I'm a SCIENTOLOGIST baybeee! factor.
  26. Random guy Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Would you say a 20 on a 20-sider?

    02814.jpg
  27. Triumph Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    [IMG]

    Top Gun will be released the same time as
    Harold and Kumar escape from Scientology's RPF
  28. Anonymous Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    You guys know that Top Gun II will probably be a huge blockbuster right?
  29. RightOn Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Tri!! good one!!!!

    Oh thanks everyone for making me laugh the first thing in the morning.

    PLEASE send TC some support for doing this ginormous flop!!!

    Dear Tom,
    DOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!

    If he thinks he can do this flick and have it be a success, then he is truly more delusional than I ever could have anticipated.

    Hey Tom.... hate to spoil it for yah...
    But dude you are getting a little long in the tooth to play Top Gun.
    And you are not an action hero no matter what DM tells you.
  30. Random guy Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Commercial pilots have mandatory retirement at age 65, what are the retirement age of fighter pilots? Tom Cruise will be at least 50 when filming starts.
  31. RightOn Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Even if the age of a fighter pilot is near or past Tom's age...
    it won't be a believable part.

    Or maybe they are going for the "we had to pull him out of fighter pilot retirement... because he is the simply best and the only one who can do this fighter pilot stuff" story line.
    Which also will not be believable.
    Stick with the fat suit Tom, if you feel you MUST do another film right away. But it's gonna be a bitch trying to fit in that plane.

    And why does he have to keep doing film after film these days? It's not like he needs the money. It just makes him look more "I am the greatest, and nothing I do will fail"
    oh wait..... Scientology must have helped him with that.
  32. Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Doesn't mean can't be in the movie. The movie can be about him finally giving up flying. Or it could be about new pilots with TC as a flight instructor. Or he might not even be in the movie at all.

    I have no idea why you all think Top Gun 2 would be a flop.

    It definitely has the potential to be a huge movie.


    Instead of whining about how Cruise is an awful actor who only makes flops why don't you start organizing a coherent Tom Cruise boycott.

    If Top Gun 2 get produced having a decent boycott informational campaign in place will draw massive amounts of attention to Scientology, and that's exactly what Chanology wants.
  33. Sponge Member

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  34. RightOn Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    I put my right to boycott in action by not going to see anything which involves any COS celebs.
    TC's last film premier was in SPAIN. So it was kind of tough for anyone to protest it.

    I have to disagree with Top Gun II being a huge success IMO.
    Don't forget...many people consider that movie a *cough* classic too. (maybe in a jokingly way though)

    I just don't think Top Gun II will have legs, whether Cruise is in it or not. And if he is in it, I think the story line will be weak and full of cheese.

    Hit them in the wallet to boycott, and that is very effective.
    And of course protest a movie premier when it is accessible.
  35. CarterUSP Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    Sequel smells of desperation.
    Jerry Macguire II anyone?
  36. Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    I'm saying we need to organize a real national boycott and draw publicity.
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  37. RightOn Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    yes I know what you meant.
    Tough on a national level due to many reasons.
  38. Anonyneko Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    TOP GUN 2: EJECT HARDER
  39. Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    The biggest reason is lack of money.
  40. Random guy Member

    Re: Tom Cruise Wants to Shoot "Top Gun II"

    I'm not entirely sure a boycott will work to our advantage. Boycotted actors usually get some sympathy. I think drowning it in anti-cult comments, just like K&D was, is much more effective.

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