Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag

Uttering the word "MISCAVIGE" forbidden at Flag


A conversation with someone recently at Flag tells how the word "Miscavige" is not to be uttered at Flag. He-who-must-not-be-named is always called "COB" (see oh bee). Sometimes he's called "DM" (dee em) but only in a whispered hush.

If you say "Miscavige" or "David Miscavige", the Sea Org staff glance around wildly in fear to see if anyone heard that.

I fell off my chair laughing when I heard that.

Unfortunately, the person telling this story was serious.

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The OP is a reliable.





DAVID MISCAVIGE IS SO INADEQUATE.

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Smile Davey!

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what if you say his name 3 times looking in a mirror?

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DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY

Dedicated to the poor shmucks at flag.

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So is saying his name supposed cause engrams or something?

Is this a recent development?

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What a sad place to be. I feel for anyone that got sucked in with the promises and lies. I Just think that could have been me. Thank God I grew up in Maine where the $cis werent really around. Oh BTW ......
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS AN ASSMONKEY

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I'd be all like

"Show me where in HUBBARD'S TECH it says I can't say his name"

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Why would scientologists want to utter the name David Miscavige anyway? He's a complete embarressment to their church.

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Fix'd.

Also,
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL
DAVID MISCAVIGE IS A MIDGET SQUIRREL

Also, Lisa Macpherson? Still dead.

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this thread is now about brainstorming raid chants with the word miscavige in them. for starters "miscavige is good, miscavige is great, we surrender our will as of this date!"

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Miscavige is a nut
He has a rubber butt
Every time he turns around it goes 'put-put'

(I have no guilt over stealing a joke from a show that stopped being funny ten years ago and should not still be on the air and strongly supported by its parent network when they have had something much better for the past six years)

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Tech's closed due to Squirrelling.

We'd have nigras to make the point, but they're all scrubbing floors, as-per Hubbard's letters

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Ckearwater anons need to get a microphone and play on repeat someone saying david miscavige is a midget. That would be LLLUUUULLLZZYYYYY

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I actually lol'd.

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The following is sponsored by the terraces of the Associated Football League. It's only tangentially related, because the crowd on the terraces don't care enough.

"There's only one Stumpy Dave
One Stumpy Dave"

('There's Only One XXXXX')

"Your COB's a Squirrel
Your COB's a Squirrel"

('The Referee's A Wanker')

"Dave Miscavige
Dave Miscavige
Ron won't save you any more
Ron won't save you any more"

('Bread of Heaven')

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OP's telling the truth and when DM does deign to show up at Flag he has two women who follow right behind him---from the description of the women I am guessing one of them is Laurisse Stuckenbrock and i'm not sure who the other one is. everyone else follows behind the women and they walk with their heads down. no one says DM's name even when he's not around.

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we aren't allowed to use microphones in clearwater. it's why we can now project our voices like fucking opera singers. we like to mix it up and yell about DM and Hubbard.

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And what if you loudly say Poodle boy?

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oh, i get it now. you say each letter, not as a word

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the other anons start humping you.

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Indeed. You pronounce COB phonetically as "Ker hunt".

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This makes me LOL.

Obvious reference was obvious, but no less amusing

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Alright as an ex check this out... they have so many different post changes it seems this is why they stick to titles and not names. If the staff are acting weirded out by someone saying Miscavige... this raises some new possibilities of what's going on.

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So they're using "DM" cause next leedar will be Danger Mouse?

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obviously they have been ethics'd for saying that faggots name

DAVID FAGGOT MISCAVIGE

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Nah that part of the story doesn't add up. I was going along the lines of if they're saying just "COB" then maybe they took him out of power. But it's hopeful thinking.

I don't see any other reason why Flag would be shunning people from saying Miscavige. But yet again were trying to make sense out of crazy so nvm.

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Can WE start calling him Danger Mouse then?

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I am just going to take a guess that they are trying to promote the idea of it being a security risk. Building up paranoia.

Or maybe just actually seeing him or hearing his name would have more importance and create a more emotional response.

But maybe he just wants to sound important.

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There's tech on that... like hardly being seen as a leader, etc.

It's why you never see his wife, just like you generally don't see dictators wives. Takes away the mystique.

edit: except in the scilon version the wife is locked up supposedly.

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I suspect that mentioning his name causes a darkish green bile to form in the bowel region that finds the path of least resistance to the outside world, and mixed with rice, is not nice....
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
?

xp

'Hey! Hey!
David Miscavige!
We grow up!
You remain Savage!'

'Beat your staff or beat your meat!
Wee Dwarf Davey is such a treat!'

'Davey and Tommy
Sittin' inna tree
M E SS T I N G

First comes Love!
Then comes Marriage!
Here Comes LRonny
In a baby carriage!' (ya ya, bad )





or sumthin'

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
David Miscavige
is suppressing you!

This thread is now about gay chants/poetry

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"Who's your leader,
The little SP
Its the midget
C.O.B."

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We speak in hushed tones, Old Bean.

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So... What you're trying to say is David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige

Amirite?

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Kind of. I really meant David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige David Miscavige

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Oh you meant David Miscavige?

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I gotcher COB right here: