Discussion in 'Celebrity News' started by WagTheWog, Sep 2, 2012.
Somebody please tell me that this^ is a shoop... omfg.
I think I'd rather shag Barbra Streisand...
Cher is only 1 inch taller than Tom? Seriously?
Well she did bang Sonny all those years. Must be a shorty chaser.
Tom is wearing high heels.
That's more than an inch. I'd call that about 3. Also, Cher=Marilyn Manson. Prove me wrong.
And cookies, and cupcakes and muffins...
cher story from 2008
For the lulz, part two, coming to a media outlet near you late 2012.
From Karen#1 on ESMB:
Here then are seven new revelations:
Cher really needs to apologize to somebody for that hair, how wierd I am actually feeling embarassed for Tom.
I wonder if the parts from the motorcycle Steven Spielberg gave Tom Cruise are still being stored by Scientology.
EEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwwwww! U r a sick puppy! (or old and blind, then okay... make sure to have a strip of duct-tape for her yap to prevent brain-melt)
Gimmee a night with Fergie, Nina, or even Lady Ga-Ga, but Bahbwha?
*shudderz* *runs for eye-bleach*
Okay okay, granny rocks without her teeth in.....
Cher was 16 years older than TC so he dumped her for Mimi Rogers who was only 6 years older than him.
Then, nicole, penelope, katie... Don't like where this is heading
Seth Rogen Would Like To Audition To Be Tom Cruise's Wife, Actor's Camp Deny Rumors
I'm sure that he could really nail that part.
Change of heart, I do like where this is going, Seth rogan, now thats funny!
The main problem is that Rogen smoked pot, one or two... thousand times.
And more than a few mind-bending drugs. Of course maybe there's a loophole, LRH hated LSD, but did he ever mention DMT?
Yep, the old dead fat lying con knew that many people who'd taken LSD would see through his shit in a second, I'm sure that enlightened people scared the Davey-sperm right outta him. Its like, hm, only Hubbard and his inner circle were allowed to get spaced and all fucked up, after all, he knew it was all a crock o' spewm.
Just sayin' fer no particular reason
And the truth will set you free. That's the best reason of all.
Where to begin.
Why not begin with the beguine?
Her face is almost double the size of his. It must be like kissing a yeti.
Also, it's made of plastic by the looks of it.
LMFAO, where the hell did you come up with a yeti!
Your mind is one of the great mysteries of the world, please always use it for good!
Because they're supposedly big and and somewhat human-like? Nah, I'm off using my mysterious mind to fap to furry porn or somesuch.
I guess that was Cher's Bowie period. Or maybe it was Bowie's Cher period.
Pic taken inside for obvious hair related reasons.
Far left guy worried the thing on his head may awaken and scamper off.
Far right guy trying to act natural after finding himself accidentally separated from his White House tour group.
Some of the articles say this was the event where Cher and TC met for the first time, I'm sure it was love at first site. This photo was teken at the same event:
really! And that is Bruce Jenner (pre bad plastic surgery and Kardassholes) next to TC. LOL!
inorite? I had exactly the same reaction. It's that freakishly huge head on Cher.
She's tall and leaning toward the camera while Cruise is leaning slightly away.
Tommy's got some high heels on.
Cher's face looks like porcelain in that shot.
She used to be a good-looking woman...
When's that picture from? The Ordovician? The trick is to age with a bit of dignity. And yeah, I'd actually rather take the current Streisand over the current Cher.
Maybe 40 years ago Cher was hot, but not my type.
She looks like she could chomp half his skull off in one bite.
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