Vanity Fair: Tom Cruise’s Sci Marriages: The Secret Wife-Auditioning Process Before Katie

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  1. Anonymous Member

    Somebody please tell me that this^ is a shoop... omfg.
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  2. Anonymous Member

    I think I'd rather shag Barbra Streisand...
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  3. Anonymous Member

  4. Well she did bang Sonny all those years. Must be a shorty chaser.
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  5. Anonymous Member

    Tom is wearing high heels.
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  6. That's more than an inch. I'd call that about 3. Also, Cher=Marilyn Manson. Prove me wrong.
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  7. Cudgel Member

    And cookies, and cupcakes and muffins...
  8. RightOn Member

    cher story from 2008
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  9. Internetzin Member

    For the lulz, part two, coming to a media outlet near you late 2012.
  10. Anonymous Member

    From Karen#1 on ESMB:

    Hollywood Reporter
    Here then are seven new revelations:

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  11. Anonymous Member

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  12. Internetzin Member

    Cher really needs to apologize to somebody for that hair, how wierd I am actually feeling embarassed for Tom.
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  13. Anonymous Member

    I wonder if the parts from the motorcycle Steven Spielberg gave Tom Cruise are still being stored by Scientology.
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  14. Ogsonofgroo Member

    EEEEEEWwwwwwwwwwwwwww! U r a sick puppy! (or old and blind, then okay... make sure to have a strip of duct-tape for her yap to prevent brain-melt)

    Gimmee a night with Fergie, Nina, or even Lady Ga-Ga, but Bahbwha?

    *shudderz* *runs for eye-bleach*

    Okay okay, granny rocks without her teeth in.....
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  15. Anonymous Member

    Cher was 16 years older than TC so he dumped her for Mimi Rogers who was only 6 years older than him.
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  16. Internetzin Member

    Then, nicole, penelope, katie... Don't like where this is heading
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  17. Anonymous Member

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  18. Anonymous Member

    I'm sure that he could really nail that part.
  19. Internetzin Member

    Change of heart, I do like where this is going, Seth rogan, now thats funny! :)
  20. The main problem is that Rogen smoked pot, one or two... thousand times.
  21. And more than a few mind-bending drugs. Of course maybe there's a loophole, LRH hated LSD, but did he ever mention DMT?
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  22. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Yep, the old dead fat lying con knew that many people who'd taken LSD would see through his shit in a second, I'm sure that enlightened people scared the Davey-sperm right outta him. Its like, hm, only Hubbard and his inner circle were allowed to get spaced and all fucked up, after all, he knew it was all a crock o' spewm.
    Just sayin' fer no particular reason :p
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  23. Cudgel Member

    And the truth will set you free. That's the best reason of all.
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  24. grebe Member


    Where to begin.
  25. Anonymous Member

    Why not begin with the beguine?

  26. Random guy Member

    Her face is almost double the size of his. It must be like kissing a yeti.

    Also, it's made of plastic by the looks of it.
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  27. Internetzin Member

    LMFAO, where the hell did you come up with a yeti!

    Your mind is one of the great mysteries of the world, please always use it for good! :)
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  28. Random guy Member

    Because they're supposedly big and and somewhat human-like? Nah, I'm off using my mysterious mind to fap to furry porn or somesuch.
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  29. I guess that was Cher's Bowie period. Or maybe it was Bowie's Cher period.
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  30. grebe Member

    Pic taken inside for obvious hair related reasons.

    Far left guy worried the thing on his head may awaken and scamper off.

    Far right guy trying to act natural after finding himself accidentally separated from his White House tour group.
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  31. Anonymous Member

    Some of the articles say this was the event where Cher and TC met for the first time, I'm sure it was love at first site. This photo was teken at the same event:
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  33. RightOn Member

    really! And that is Bruce Jenner (pre bad plastic surgery and Kardassholes) next to TC. LOL!
  34. grebe Member

    inorite? I had exactly the same reaction. It's that freakishly huge head on Cher.

    She's tall and leaning toward the camera while Cruise is leaning slightly away.
  35. YouSeeNothing Member

    Tommy's got some high heels on.
  36. Tourniquet Member

    Cher's face looks like porcelain in that shot.
    She used to be a good-looking woman...

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  37. Anonymous Member

    When's that picture from? The Ordovician? The trick is to age with a bit of dignity. And yeah, I'd actually rather take the current Streisand over the current Cher.
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  39. Anonymous Member

    Maybe 40 years ago Cher was hot, but not my type.

  40. Anonymous Member

    She looks like she could chomp half his skull off in one bite.
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