Wash, DC Protest: Ron Jeremy Assaulted-- breaking news. So DC had our april protest today; I wasn't there for all of it due to healthfail. Our numbers are up, though; we're gonna start needing a permit again if this continues. We hovered around 23/24 while I was there. There was dancing, handing out fliers, a very appreciative bunch of pedestrians, old ladies who thanked us, etc. But, MOST IMPORTANTLY: I just got an update that says that NYCfag Ron Jeremy got kicked by a scilon named Reinhart, who fled the scene. Police are looking for him now. Stay tuned.