Week of 12/8: Clearwater Anons steal Scientology's Christmas Spirit

Indiana Jones is fucking insulted you'd think he'd join the Sea Org.

This one makes me laugh because Sarah Heller said she'd prefer to be called Madame Secretary.

WTF is up with all this celebutard faggotry in an epic raid thread?

Ryan Gosling attends all our protests. For srs.

Basically, lurk moar.

I'd always assumed 612 was a bloke.

You learn something new every day...

She has bigger so-and-sos than most blokes, but that's where the resemblance ends.

When I get more bourbon eye drops I will watch the rest. But in future I'm only watching videos with the Gingerbread man in them.
...pelagic

Merry Christmas! For the January raid, I was thinking Father Time or a New Year's Baby....

I swear, every time I see the mustache it feels like we hired some guy hanging out behind Home Depot to follow us around in a costume for a few hours.

I, too, thought Aunt Cookie was a guy (based on what was apparently a surprisingly realistic-looking mustache!) and that the username was a red herring.

Speaking of stealing some scio Christmas, check this PR out: http://clearwater.patch.com/blog_posts/how-do-scientologists-celebrate-the-holiday-season

The mustache was a lie? Who knew.

stupid alert: I can't post a picture here....help?! (it's a wonder I got the costume on)

Do you have the little bar of icons above where you type your post into? Image is the little tree in between the broken chain and the film.

Are the pics saved to your desktop or laptop computer?
If so, go to imgur.com, and click on Browse, select the pic from where it is saved and click Upload.

Then copy-paste the link that indicates it is usable for message boards.
PM me to troubleshoot, if needed, or just to say Hi! <3

^posters got right up in there and started leaving detailed rebuttal comments: WIN

They're also going after the orphans and underprivileged.

http://clearwater.patch.com/blog_po...students-free-activities-in-winter-wonderland

I'm looking at that sticker right now. It is strategically placed right above my keyboard. lol

Gosling has a new movie coming out
Happy Holiday 6!

name of Ryan's new movie is called "Gangster Squad" staring Sean Penn
What will Six's favorite line from the movie be?
girl: "Will you take me away from all this?"
Ryan: "no ma'am I was just hoping to take you to bed"

Oh shit, did I forget that in the postgame thread?

So, uh, some guy drove by and threw these at us.

I blame WWP.

Too bad the website does not work.

www.scientologykills.com

why is Xandar disliking my posts? hmmm

Body thetans?

I am getting the feeling he is not a Ryan Gosling fan.

He will "Dislike" or rate "Dumb" or whatevs any post that implies that Ryan Gosling is any way dreamy or anything other than a huge skeaze.

ps: I was watching stuff on dvr last night and they kept playing the promos for "Gangster Squad" over and over (thank you, Comcast!) and I swear, I blushed the first few times Ryan said, "I was just hoping to take you to bed."
Sure thing, Ryan: 5 seconds after the wedding. Or 2.

also, I believe that snap where Ryan is petting the dog is from that movie.

And Right On!! thank you for posting that video!

also, 6, were you being serious, re: bumper stickers being tossed your guys' way at a protest recently?

also, this thread would have died without the Ryan posts. Thank you for everything, Mr. Gosling!

Yep, I saw it !

Love all the myriad marvelous, ironic meanings of Scientology and Scientology-apt vocab:

FREE...
CLEAR...
FREE & CLEAR
CLEAR & FREE

too.many.pun.possibilities.must.log.off.now..

You say "will be" like it isn't already just from the trailers.

Also, the girl is Emma Stone.

Oh, I know exactly what promo you mean. Exactly.

Cross my heart. Some dude on like, a scooter or vespa or whatever the hell slows down for backed up traffic and throws a couple of slips of something at us before speeding off. I snagged them because I thought it was some sort of scilon plan to get us fined for littering. Instead, bumper stickers.

Was funny, too. We totally had a moment of "Lol, who just happens to have anti-Scientology crap on them every hour of the day?" *looks around* "....oh right, us."

^how perfect is our Ryan?
He is handsome, talented, suave... he has an *adorable* last name, provides fodder for funny signs, not to mention the fact that posting about The Ryan apparently annoys The Darth Xander.
Karma, Xander, karma...

I can't stop smiling at this^ photo. Perfect, 6. Just... perfect. <3

PS: guy driving by randomly gifts you all with cool bumper stickers. It's telling that so much stuff goes down in CW that such an amazing incident would hit the Raid Report cutting room floor!

http://clearwater.patch.com/blog_posts/runners-exemplify-the-freedom-of-a-drug-free-world
Pat: spell check can't solve all your problems -- a "complementary" breakfast?
Thank you for posting the sponsors of that race. If I have anything to do with it, you'll be losing some once they hear about cult felonies.

Ryan Gosling is the new Sarah Heller. Except hot. And a guy. And not a scilon. Okay, so nothing like Sarah, really.

From the upcoming movie. Upon further consideration, it screams for a "You're welcome, femanons" macro text.

hey Nit Picky Pants!
"will be" as you have not seen it yet.
And no I don't care who the broad is.
And while we are on the subject, I don't care for Gosling or think he is hot. I was just offering you a little holiday gift Ms. Crabappple!
MEOW! lol

There's something wrong with you. Auditing can fix that.

lol! what policy is that?
All those who don't think Gosling is hot need immediate auditing STAT!

If not disconnection and immediate declares.