What I'm missing from protests: Is: Randomness! This is from a recent protest against the Westboro Baptist Church in San Fransisco: Randomness and bizzare humour at protests was what made us any different than your run of the mill protest group. Had the above people held signs saying "WBC IS BAD" "THESE PEOPLE HURT CHILDREN" then I wouldn't have given a fuck. But since they are hilarious, and manage to turn the WBC's very SRS, anger-inducing protest into something absolutely absurd and funny, I SUDDENLY GIVE A FUCK And we all know that Scientology has plenty of absurdity and like to be very SRS. I realize some of the protests still have some funny messages, but the lulz to srs ratio has been tipped to the srs side imo, and this makes us join the grey masses of the 99999 other protest groups out there, and only gives me a semi hard cock, where as a full frontal lulzfest of absurd randomness with a couple of SRS-looking scifags in the middle gives me a boner capable of cutting diamonds.