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Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Oct 30, 2009.

  1. grumpus Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Ummm... rofl. This reads like a spoof. Makes me almost sorry I was never on ars. ;p

    And Jack Vistaril? LOL

  2. Alpha Bates Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?


    Hear there's a Rumba contest at the Blue Oyster Bar on Target Two....

    I lurked a.r.s for a few months last year and Babbles was the first poster that just screamed "crazy"....Nothing like the exchanges between Babs and Greg to get your lulz in.


    Moar like lolppelgangers, amirite?
  3. grumpus Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    "Still Existing German Nazi Psychiatrists' Mindcontroller Secret Service."

    She should just go with "Zee Germans." Abbreviates to two letters, and clearly all Zee Germans are in on it anyway.
  4. Smurf Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Her delusions can be quite entertaining. Imagine working for the federal government and getting a Freedom of Information Act request from someone aggressively determined to get records on her living on a secret Army base named "Chattanooga" in Utah. (No such camp or city has never existed in that state).

    So when they send official word back to Babbles that no such city ever existed, she sues them for conspiring to withhold information. American taxpayer dollars at work.

    Why does Barbara Schwarz persist in claiming Chattanooga, Utah, a non-existent city..exists?
  5. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Didn't she also send a FOIA request asking the government to reveal that they're a puppet government for Germany?
  6. OTBT Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Must be getting close to Valentines Day, Babbles was bitten by the Marty Love Bug again, and the remote control implants are working overtime.

    I am back soon, Marty, my hero… ILoveMyOriginalMartyBlog

  7. DeathHamster Member

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    As well as plain crazy FOIA requests, Babs did a lot of requests checking to see which offices of which US agencies had files on Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard and the current leaders.
    • It's a good scatter-gun technique for finding out who has files and should be watched.
    • If Scientology did mass requests directly, government people would be pissed off at them rather than "the crazy lady".
    • The crazy requests distract from the real questions Scientology wants answered.
    • Back in the GO days, they used FOIA as a trick to get all the files in one place for stealing. Of course GO was disbanded, they don't do that any more, blah blah blah...
    The prophet and profits of Scientology Richard Behar, Forbes 400, 1986-10-27
    http://www.moreaboutscientologycult.eu/usa/us-articles-forbes.pdf (scan)
    Babs is definitely crazy, but I think that part of the time she's dialing it up and faking/trolling it. She's too crazy for Scientology, but being crazy and currently unconnected with Scientology would be perfect if they needed to hire someone to be a cover for their FOIA operation.
  8. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Holy shit, what a fucking moonbat. No wonder the price of tinfoil is so high nowadays.
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  10. Anonymous Member

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    Don't compare the craziness of Babs to the awesomeness of Spaceballs.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Classic Babbles:

    http://www.meinews.net/wrote-t181739.html?
  12. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Any update on Babbles? I just checked ARS and didn't see any sign of her.
  13. Smurf Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Are you that bored you need to read about the delusional moonbat? Babbles decided to take a break from ARS to start a blog where she can profess her love to the "real" Marty Rathbun de Rothschild and attack the imaginary Nazi secret service agents that run the country. This is her most active:

    ILoveMyOriginalMartyBlog

    She's had a few others where she interviewed herself under the guide of the APP and posted said "interviews":

    APP continues interviewing Barbara Schwarz

    And accuses me of being a Still Existing German Nazi Psychiatrists' Mindcontroller Secret Service agent living in a Hollywood apartment building with a covert underground subway system and intelligence offices:

    YetAnotherAPPInterview

    Everything you wanted to know about the imaginary Still Existing German Nazi Psychiatrists' Mindcontroller Secret Service that Babbles is convinced is after her and has turned her "real family" - the Eisenhower's (as in former President) against her:

    SEGNPMSS BUSTED
  14. xenubarb Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    The real Marty is lucky she thinks he's an impostor. Heh. She'd be stalking the hell out of him.
  15. Ogsonofgroo Member

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    My suggestion a while ago was, to set up a meeting twixt Babbles and Marty, fuck, I'd go panhandle for her sorry=azzed plane fare! This is the best of karmas imho.
    Can you figure it out, the lutz, of having your true love deposited in yer face Marty? Its just one o' 'em dreams wot ya hang onta.

    :)
  16. OTBT Member

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    Babbles interviewing Tommy Davis is something I would pay to watch.
  17. eddieVroom Member

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    Sadly my lack of sk1llZ prevent me from seeing the last date modified.

    Babs is a Poster Child for LRH-Acid-Burnout-Style Victim as there ever was. If she's died, especially in such a state and incapable of accepting help, it's a Trajedy, IMO.
  18. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Obviously, or I wouldn't have bumped this. Thanks for the other info, I'll check it out.
  19. DeathHamster Member

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  20. BusinessBecky Member

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    Xenophone is working for big pharma and has no ties to the Germans.
    OMG:eek:
    I don't recall who she said was the impostor.:D
  21. Belladonna Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Keep that woman away from broadswords.
  22. BusinessBecky Member

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    You and I both know she fits perfectly in here dear. Consider yourself for instance.
  23. slobeck Member

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    wow, she sure does have a problem with teh ghey. Bat-shit-insane, ugly, illiterate, and homophobic as hell, classy lady.
  24. Belladonna Member

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  25. Smurf Member

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    The real Marty Rathbun.

    Her "real" Marty is being held captive in a Nazi prison somewhere.
  26. OTBT Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    She hasn't mentioned lately the secret submarine hidden under Salt Lake City. You'd think they'd be running out of air by now.
  27. Belladonna Member

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  30. kissyfur Member

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    ding dang, there's a new blog post today!!!
  31. Anonymous Member

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    She cracks me up. She refers to Marty (the doppleganger), as "Chiquita’s dad"

  32. Holl Anon Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    She presumes the Nazi psych guards allows her husband to access the Internet t read her blog from his secret prison cell in Neverland.

    Is she suggesting that her husband may have been murdered??

    "As the SEGNPMSS rewrites history and is killing people and exchanging them with doppelgangers...."

    DaVinci Code is fiction but the SEGNPMSS code is not ILoveMyOriginalMartyBlog

    If the "real Marty" is dead, why is this moonbat still blogging love letters to her husband?
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  34. Squirrel Member

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    good plan.
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  36. Anonymous Member

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    All aboard the Failboat!

    Any attempts to reinstate that Wikipedia article would be doomed. As well as WP:BLP, WP:RS, WP:Notability, WP:Coatrack, and a bunch of other policies and guidelines, the Arbcom would sink it quite soon even if various admins (some critical) didn't.
    ^^Oh yeah, those are Reliable Sources. Not.
  37. AnoXenuAno Member

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    I think she deserves her own Wikipedia page but I don't know if it will fly because there were already three or four big discussions about her. Fred Bauder (top Wikipedia admin) has a thing for her. He is a close friend of Jim Wales and a lawyer in Colorado.

    Some of his statement about her:

    > >::please unblock her. We need her input. The type of legal threat she made is not what is contemplated by our no legal threats
    policy. > > [[User:Fred Bauder|Fred Bauder]] 10:11, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

    > >::Whatever her supposed notability, Barbara Schwarz is not a public figure. Her privacy should be be respected.> >
    [[User:Fred Bauder|Fred Bauder]] 15:29 11 March 2007 (UTC)

    > >::Embarrassment to Wikipedia. It has proved impossible to maintain the article appropriately. Whatever her supposed notability,
    Barbara Schwarz is not a public figure. Her privacy should be respected”> > [[User:Fred Bauder|Fred Bauder]] 10:11, 13 August 2006
    (UTC)

    I remember that he called her a "legend" in one of the Wikipedia discussions. (Nobody ever called me that. Sob.) :(

    Barbara objected, she doesn't want a Wikipedia article. She coined the term "Wikipiggy" and spammed her protest all over Usenet. That caused many to vote against the article. She might do it again.
  38. Smurf Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Barbara is infamous for posting long-winded, psycho-babble diatribes (sometimes as much as one-page long) in her signature lines whenever she posts. One of those babbles was attacking Jim Wales as a convicted pedophile & hatemonger.
  39. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    Someone else was infamous for tit-for-tat spamming her right back with equally long diatribes...

    Summary of the dead Wiki article:
    "Barbara Schwarz, what an insane loony! [IMG]"
  40. Anonymous Member

    Re: Whatever happened to Babbles Schwarz?

    With all due respect, Smurf, I got no hit on her having posted that Wales is a pedophile but she sure posted that his search engine Boomis would be a porn search engine. I suggest we leave her alone. Her love and kiss blog won't hurt us. She ain't too found on Miscabbage either.

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