Where are the homo novis physics majors?

Discussion in 'Scientology and Anonymous' started by anon8109, Apr 20, 2015.

  1. anon8109 Member

    The Scientology corporation loves to brag about Hubbard having been a nuclear physicist (he took one university course in physics which he failed).

    If Scientology is so enamored by Hubbard's study of physics, why aren't all the kids who go to scientology schools banging down university doors to follow in Hubbard's footsteps and get an bachelor degree in physics, if not a PhD and becoming career scientists?

    In 50 years has there been even one homo novis who graduated with a physics degree after joining the cult?

    Next time Scientology brags about Hubbard being a physicist ask them why none of them have followed in his footsteps.
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  2. RightOn Member

    First start out with
    Where are the homo novis?
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  3. Budd Member

    ...and medical doctors, philosophers, political leaders, community leaders, etc.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    Lets not leave out the Nobel Prize Winners. ;)
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  5. There was a Scientologist who made it into Caltech maybe ten years ago. According to his friends, after a few years of undergrad he finally realized it was all bullshit, and burned his Scn books.
  6. You guys are wrong. Scientology does, in fact, produce the best minds, capable of the incredible calculations and amazing abilities described in Dianetics.

    The reason there are no Scientologist winners of the Nobel Prize is because it's a conspiracy by the evil psyches to only pick non-Scientologists.

    Additionally, Scientologists are so brilliant that they only apply themselves to the most important topic of all, spreading the tech. They don't care about silly Nobel awards for wog medicine (even though it could save millions of lives) or wog physics, etc.
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  7. Well, when you can change traffic lights with your mind and recall being a spaceship captain in a galaxy long ago and far away........why would you need to learn wog physics?
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  8. anoninoob Member

    of course the clams never wonder that if all the space opera past life crap is true, why has not one clam remembered how to build a warp drive, or ray gun, or some other sci-fi fantasy thing-a-ma-bob. I guess there aren't any DC-8's left to put rockets on...
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