Where's Kirstie?

Discussion in 'Kirstie Alley' started by portlandrobin, Sep 13, 2010.

  1. Cudgel Member

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  2. Triumph Member

  3. eddieVroom Member

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    Is she vacationing in Costa Rica? lol I've been thinking more or less the same thing - maybe she's off getting a touch of Lipo here and there...
  4. Anonymous Member

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    some of Kirsties greatest Twitter hits

    theres probably a dozen more quotes like this
    for the month of July Kirstie was on the Purification Rundown,calling it a Body Detox and posting crap like this daily

    Organic Liaison quack Science is based almost entirely on Hubbards "Clear Body Clear Mind"

    Kirstie web site Claims Toxins get stored in your fat cells and are what makes you fat...
    when your diet fails go to plan "B" Promote Hubbard
  5. Re: Where's Kirstie?

    You didn't fixt it completely.
  6. Anonymous Member

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    She was spotted in Clearwater last night.
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  8. Smurf Member

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    I recently ran into her son. Nice kid. Very sociable. Hard to believe his mom is Krustie.
  9. Anonymous Member

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    THAT was the smell wafting from the north then?
    Is she partaking in another real estate scam?
    Should we drive by and see if Dunkin' Donuts is still open?
  10. Smurf Member

    Looks like Krustie's show on A & E isn't being renewed.... "WORKING on fun and special a rockin new series I'm pitching and OH GOD it's pilot it's REALLY busy all round"... .

    and she's blaming her lack of employment on ex-hubby Parker Stevenson....

    "My children are older & I can FINALLY go wherever I want and take them with me!! sheesh!! SHARED custody is a bitch!! REALLY.. a bitch! I was ok having to share...just not being forbidden to take them with me to film longer than two weeks..which meant NO films. grrr.. NOW I CAN NOT be prohibited from working anywhere in the WORLD..SHITE..about time!!..only been 15 freakin years!!! bitter, party of one."
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  11. Anonymous Member

    Found her. She works and helps people whales now!

    Mod Edit: Removed NSFW image.
  12. Cudgel Member

    A link to the removed image?
  13. wolfyrik Member

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  15. exOT8Michael Member

    NASA reported they may have detected a gas giant 4 times bigger than Jupiter on the edge of this solar system.
    Maybe Kirsty exteriorized?
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  16. LocalSP Member

    Perez Hilton is reporting that....wait for it.....Krusty is going to be on Dancing with the Whales Stars>

  17. Smurf Member

    Rumors. At least, Krustie the Blowhard, isn't saying anything yet.
  18. xenubarb Member

    Yanno, that piccie of her shuffling her fat ass down a Clearwater sidewalk all shabbily dressed and poorly groomed suggests to me that the poor thing is suffering from depression brought on by too much stress. Stress she caused herself, of course, by setting herself up for public failure and then...failing. Her postulates don't work. Hasn't lost the weight, if that recent pic of her backside is anything to go by. She managed to build 2 tv shows about her and her weight, but I think that's all she's gonna get out of that. Anybody who wanted to watch her fight with her fat has already tuned in and got bored. So now she's opening her health fud store, building it around Organic Liaisons, but I bet she'll be flogging lots of vitamins and shit from her Scilon buddies who deal in such.

    Where to next, Kirstie? How much lemonade can you keep squeezing out of your one lemon?
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  19. Triumph Member

    Shes bound to finally get some exercise...they work the celubtards pretty hard on that show will be the Dancing that finally knocks those unwanted thetans off Kirsties chunky behind. and not her witches brew.

    It will be obvious to most of the viewers its the Dancing and not her Pink Poison..

    not a real savy move when your pimpin Cal-Mag and colon blow as your diet salvation
  20. Anonymous Member

    She could barely waddle when we saw her in Clearwater. She better get it all sucked and tucked before DWTS starts.
  21. Anonymous Member

    the report included her "grey skin" look, which is a symptom that a doctor should look at Immediately to determine if it's one of many possibilities that need emergency treatment.

    I also noticed a minor detail, but one I know dealing with weight issues from a medical condition.
    Feet. Kirstie has these flimsie ballerina shoes on, no arch support or any support. Even in "short trips", with her kind of burdensome weight, she should know that she needs support.

    She Would know it, because she'll have pain. It's not like she doesn't feel the palpitations, the burning from the dermatital rashes and oozes in the fat folds, the fascitis in her arches, maybe sharp shooting pains zooming out of her heels, the dizzy spells, the blurred vision, shortness of breath, and so much more. And it's not like her kids haven't noticed it either. Obesity has it's consequences.
    Her kids could better spend their time talking to an interventionist and doctors, or a psychiatrist who specializes in family members of addicts. I've very sorry for her kids. hey guys, what would be so bad about getting a second opinion from a non-scientology, non voodoo doctor?

    If she does not "feel" the pain of her arches and heels while walking around in those paper thin ballerina shoes, then that could be a sign of diabetes. Nothing wrong with second opinions.
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  22. vaLLarrr Member

    Save your energy for Katie Holmes and Shelly Miscavige.
  23. whosit Member

    You know, when she was a coke whore, she was skinny and hot. I hear that dancing is good exercise and she's pretty good at it. If she starts hanging out with Paris and Lindsay I might need to invest in some lube.
  24. Smurf Member

    If in fact, she's going to be on the show which should be called, "Dancing with the Broke & Helpless," it would be for the $$$.

    "The cast earns an initial $125,000 for signing, three weeks of rehearsal before the premiere and competing in the first two episodes, even if the cast member is cut after the first dance,” according to The Hollywood Reporter. “The breakdown for the remaining weeks is $10,000 an episode for Weeks 3 and 4, $20,000 an episode for Weeks 5 and 6, $30,000 an episode for Weeks 7 and 8, and $50,000 an episode for the final two weeks.”
  25. Triumph Member

    that doesn't even cover the cost of her staff slave wages

    living like an A-Lister

    In reality this is where Kirstie career is headed
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  26. another123 Member

    was updating a blog over @ zimbio and happened across a bunch of photos of her arriving @ LAX on the 15th.
    ProTip: wearing black may be thinning, but having someone thinner standing beside you negates said effects.
  27. Anonymous Member

    I thought it was a woman standing next to a large tent!
  28. xenubarb Member

    I remember a terrifically snarky comment posted after Kirstie appeared at some function in a bright yellow gown. The poster said she looked like she'd put on one of the VM tents for the occasion. I lol'd.
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  30. DeathHamster Member

    Maybe she could use one of Nicole Kidman's Scientologist-repelling outfits as a kind of super-girdle? (Use high-strength materials or people might get hurt by yellow shrapnel.)
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  31. Anonymous Member

    That woman is one fat fuck! Weak-willed fat ass pig! WTF! Did she eat those Italian Men coz she sure packed on some lard since that photog?!

  32. Anonymous Member

    Keep your ears peeled, SoCal anons. Krustie has said that Franklin Avenue will be closed at Vermont next week - Wednesday, March 9 - for the Grand Opening of the Organic Liaison's store in Los Feliz.
  33. Word on the street is Kirstie Allie got arrested at O'Hare this afternoon.

    Apparently, Security looked up her dress and found 400 lb. of Crack...........
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  34. Xenu Is Lord Member

    Kirstie Alley (born Kirsten Louise Deal; January 12, 1951) THERE HAS TO BE A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE !!!
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  35. Xenu Is Lord Member

    Yes but unlike a drug dealer she can wash her Crack and sell it again! Ba-dum Please Kirstie was that Crack. Do you think she is out ethics for having that much Crack? She will have to do a purification rundown. Ba-dum de-dum
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  36. LocalSP Member

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  37. Rockyj Member

    Okay fat jokes? Come on we're above that? But did anyone see her on Dancing with Stars Press conference? The so called press only asked about 4 questions to like 10-12 or so called stars & two of the first questions were directly @ Kirstie! She passed the first to another celeb & the second (me paraphasing) "Wow, you're asking too hard questions!" She really didn't have a response or funny answer! It was embarrassing to watch the pastry truck...opps, me slipped.
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  38. Well that pic is before their shoopers got to it! Here is the original photo! Kirstie_tentmoose_v1.jpg
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