Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Xenu Is Lord, May 19, 2011.

  1. Xenu Is Lord Member

    Well folks it was nice knowing you but according to Harold Camping it all ends on May 21st 2011 and his flock are giving up their jobs to spread the word. I have been listening to this dumb ass for years on the radio. I wonder if on the 22nd he will STFU? While not L Ron Hubbard, he is a good example of a living cult leader to study.

    I love the part in the video where the wife starts crying LOL!|main5|dl6|sec1_lnk1|64233
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  2. n3uromanc3r Member

    Fairly certain that there will either be an excuse or a revised date.
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  4. Xenu Is Lord Member

    The asshole did it before. The last time he predicted it was 1994

    Harold Egbert Camping (born July 19, 1921) is a Christian radio broadcaster[1] and president of Family Radio, a California-based religious broadcasting network that spans more than 150 outlets in the United States as well as a website.
    Camping's trademarks include his deep, sonorous voice coupled with a slow cadence. He has also used Bible-based numerology to predict dates for the end of the world.[2] His current end times prediction is that the Rapture will be on May 21, 2011 and that God will completely destroy the Earth and the universe five months later on October 21.[3][4] He had previously predicted that the Rapture would occur in September 1994.[5]
  5. subgenius Member

    What time on the 22d?
  6. thefatman Member

    Yeah, I think he missed that bit in the Bible where it states that only god knows the true date of the rapture as that sort of knowledge isn't for human consumption.

    Also, I shotty the popemobile in a post-rapture world. It'd be the best way to protest oneself from looters.
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  7. Anonymous Member

    The Anti has the right idea. Here's my celebration project:

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  8. subgenius Member

    At least I can sleep in.
    What time zone?
  9. RightOn Member

    Well I guess I will have to party Friday night. oh wait.... already am
  10. Loki's spawn Member

    Woohoo! 2 more days! Then just a year in a half until the world ends again in 2012!
    I think they should do it every four years, like the olympics. Make it more special:)
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  11. Robocat Member

    This is kind of like the special Olympics of party days.
  12. subgenius Member

    Oh! Rapture!
    I thought it was Rupture.
    My bad.
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  13. Lulzanne Member

    The fun begins at about 6:00 PM local time in Fiji/NewZealand, mainly with teh earthquakes and tsunamis. The destruction will then work it's way around the world from one time zone to the next like some crazy trojan so that everyone gets it at pretty much the same local time.

    Harold hasn't been very clear as to whether God observes Daylight Savings/Summer time so it could be around 5:00 instead. Halifags get theirs on the half hour, well, relative to normal people anyways.
  14. subgenius Member

    Well, let's see. $cientology hasn't produced one "Clear" or "OT", and they still sell it, so I'm guessing no on the STFU thing.
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  15. DR Ninja Member

    If they kill their selves on the 22nd cause they were wrong, then i call dibs on all his shit.
  16. Anonymous Member

    You're on a first-name basis with teh crazy? lol
  17. Anonymous Member

    Well, at least if it's true we'll have something to rub in the faces of the Scientologists:p
  18. Anonymous Member


    If it's true, I wonder what hotel the dude is staying at. We could get autographs!
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  19. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    OH NOES!!!!!1111!!!

    Only 3 moar days! I still haven't done all the things I wanted to do!


    humm... Had and still get sex... Guess I got it all covered after all. Damn that was a short list!
  20. Loki's spawn Member

    Lucky you.
    I wonder where I can get one of those helium filled sex dolls?
  21. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

    Answer is rather easy:

    1. Wait outside.
    2. Helium will leak out of dolls.
    3. ???
    4. Profit! (or in this case: Score!)
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  22. n3uromanc3r Member

    I weigh approximately 178 pounds. If there's a math major out there, can somebody please tell me how many helium sex dolls I'll have to buy if I want to orchestrate the world's first (and apparently, last) floating sex doll orgy ever?
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  23. Anonymous Member

    over 9000 at least.
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  24. n3uromanc3r Member

    Goddammit. There go my savings.
  25. we got till six pm on sunday...
    any men wanna bang?!
  26. Anonymous Member

    Unfortunately, the radiation cloud from Japan not only left us sterile
    but impotent.

    Maybe we can bang rocks together and pretend?
  27. Anonymous Member

    Saturday, so it'll have to be quick and dirty. Sundays all about the looting. And feeding pets of the raptured ones. A lot of those fuckers were way into poisonous snakes so that's not going to be as easy as it sounds.
  28. subgenius Member

    They all do.
  29. hey man that's why there's Viagra, cyalis and the penis pump. There is no denying the willing.
  30. Char. Limit Member

    Do we get to wear our masks?
  31. oh GOD YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
  32. Anonymous Member

    I herd that wearing a mask is a for sure endtime hack. You will ascend.
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  33. yeah im sure thats what the clams pray for every freaking second of their puny little lifes.
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  38. SquirrelBait Member

    I can't wait for Sunday when everyone shuts the fuck up about the world ending. Then we get to laugh at all the idiots who blindly follow the word of some bigger idiot with a radio station.
  39. COREarg Member

    ok, I will die in some hours

    So I want to have wild kinky furry sex with THE FIRST that posts under me

  40. Anonymous Member

    Baby! They don't call me EddieTheTeddy for nothing.
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