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Write to Jackson Family lawyers

Discussion in 'Projects' started by _You_, Dec 13, 2009.

  1. _You_ Member

    Re: Write to Jackson Family lawyers

    Okay, where's the epic? Someone promised epic, and I don't see it.

    Don't make the money I spent on a new popcorn machine go to waste, faggots.
  2. _You_ Member

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    selectively poon'd
    I didn't write Joe Jackson.
  3. _You_ Member

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    No poons here too.
  4. _You_ Member

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    Patience, Grasshopper.
  5. Anon123456 Member

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    this^
  6. _You_ Member

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  7. _You_ Member

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    I CAN HAS CHRISTMAS PRESENT NAO FAGGOTS
  8. _You_ Member

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    Epic is being processed.
  9. Anonynamefag Member

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    I've been watching Google News for an hour now...
  10. _You_ Member

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    I can haz poon update?
  11. _You_ Member

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    Bracing for Neverland Tech.
  12. _You_ Member

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    It looks like we may be on to something very unpleasant for the cult here.

    A couple of other charities were sued for doing very similar things only a few weeks ago. They stopped short of stealing album cover art though.

    "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Attorneys for Michael Jackson sued two California charities on Tuesday, accusing them of scamming the dead singer's fans by using his name and catchphrases to solicit funds."
    Full story at:
    Michael Jackson's Attorneys Accuse Companies of Charity Scam - ABC News

    You may recognize the names of the attorney involved in filing the lawsuit. It appears in the poon list posted by the very prolific anon, known currently as "_You_".
    Good work, _You_. :D

    Please don't waste any time telling me who _You_ is, I know.
    Spend some time writing Mr. Branca Esq. instead.
  13. _You_ Member

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    DO NOT FUCK WITH THE JACKSONS!

    ESPECIALLY JOE JACKSON.
  14. Anonynamefag Member

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    Oh shit. My expectations for the promised epic has just skyrocketed after reading that article.
  15. _You_ Member

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    If you haven't already, please poon for epic win!
  16. _You_ Member

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  17. _You_ Member

  18. _You_ Member

  19. _You_ Member

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    Any chance that what's going on now might have something to do with that?
  20. _You_ Member

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    The 2003 incident had to do with the cult trying to get money through a beard known as "HELP" from MJ et al. The original recordings were meant to benefit victims of 911. When the recievers of the funds were later changed, the artists balked, especially when the beard got pulled off HELP to reveal the scilon connection.

    In the current incident, scilons in London appear to have misappriated the album cover of "Micheal Jackson The Ultimate Collection" to market a solicitation for funds, ie for financial gain. In the UK, the PRS tightly controls exhibitions of an artists work and the requirements do not appear to have been met there either.

    I don't think the two events are related except as both being incidents of scientology enterprises attempting to gain access to funds through MJ.
  21. _You_ Member

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    pooned three times now.
  22. Optimisticate Member

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    To those awaiting immediate epic gratification, don't forget it takes time for all the lawyers and all the family to look at this and say WTF and generate a LOT of letters back and forth to determine which lawyer is going to go after which arm of scientology, send out reams of letters to scilons, get a reply back that says "no u gtfo" and then file a lawsuit which then generates press interest.

    Give it a day or two...
  23. _You_ Member

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    This.
  24. _You_ Member

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    BUMP
  25. _You_ Member

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    And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now
    Just To Tell You Once Again,
    Who's Bad...?
  26. _You_ Member

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    YouTube - Michael Jackson - Bad (Official Music Video)

    Michael Jackson — Bad

    Your Butt Is Mine
    Gonna Take You Right
    Just Show Your Face
    In Broad Daylight
    I'm Telling You
    On How I Feel
    Gonna Hurt Your Mind
    Don't Shoot To Kill
    Come On, Come On,
    Lay It On Me All Right...

    I'm Giving You
    On Count Of Three
    To Show Your Stuff
    Or Let It Be...
    I'm Telling You
    Just Watch Your Mouth
    I Know Your Game
    What You're About

    Well They Say The Sky's
    The Limit
    And To Me That's Really True
    But My Friend You Have
    Seen Nothing
    Just Wait 'Til I Get Through...

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    Come On
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
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    Come On, You Know
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now
    Just To Tell You Once Again,
    Who's Bad...

    The Word Is Out
    You're Doin' Wrong
    Gonna Lock You Up
    Before Too Long,
    Your Lyin' Eyes
    Gonna Take You Right
    So Listen Up
    Don't Make A Fight,
    Your Talk Is Cheap
    You're Not A Man
    You're Throwin' Stones
    To Hide Your Hands

    But They Say The Sky's
    The Limit
    And To Me That's Really True
    And My Friends You Have
    Seen Nothin'
    Just Wait 'Til I Get Through...

    Because I'm Bad
    Come On
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    You Know It
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    You Know It, You Know
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now
    (And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now)
    Just To Tell You Once Again,
    (Just To Tell You Once Again)
    Who's Bad...

    We Can Change The World
    Tomorrow
    This Could Be A Better Place
    If You Don't Like What I'm
    Sayin'
    Then Won't You Slap My
    Face...

    Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    Come On
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    You Know It
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    You Know It, You Know
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

    Woo! Woo! Woo!
    (And The Whole World Has
    To Answer Right Now
    Just To Tell You Once
    Again...)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    Come On
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad
    You Know It-You Know It
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know, You Know, You
    Know, Come On
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now
    (And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now)
    Just To Tell You
    (Just To Tell You Once Again)

    You Know I'm Smooth, I'm
    Bad, You Know It
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad, I'm
    Bad Baby
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know, You Know, You
    Know It, Come On
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now
    (And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now)
    Woo!
    (Just To Tell You Once Again)

    You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
    You Know It
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad-You
    Know-Hoo!
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-
    You Know It, You Know
    (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
    And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now
    (And The Whole World Has To
    Answer Right Now)
    Just To Tell You Once Again...
    (Just To Tell You Once
    Again...)
    Who's Bad?


    YouTube - Michael Jackson - Bad (Official Music Video)
  27. _You_ Member

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    Joe Jackson is gonna pimp-slap the dwarf.
  28. _You_ Member

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    Fucked cult is fucked.
  29. _You_ Member

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    It's easy as A B C...
  30. _You_ Member

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    Xenu balls
    Xenu balls
    Clanking all the way
    Oh what fun it is to poon
    Dave the dwarf is oh so gay
  31. _You_ Member

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    Have you pooned today?
  32. _You_ Member

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    I pooned in every hole.
  33. Anon123456 Member

    Re: Write to Jackson Family lawyers

    Originally Posted by _You_
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANONYMOUS!

    In preparation for the epic shit storm about to be unleashed, tell the Jackson family attorneys exactly how you feel about the cult hijacking Michael Jackson...

    Adam F. Streisand
    Loeb & Loeb LLP
    10100 Santa Monica Boulevard
    Suite 2200
    Los Angeles, California 90067

    T: (310) 282-2354
    F: (310) 919-3776
    E: astreisand@loeb.com

    Bio:
    Streisand, Adam F. - Attorneys and Professionals - Loeb & Loeb LLP

    Client: Katherine Jackson
    Michael’s mother, a devout Jehovah's Witness and probably no fan of Scientology. Adam Streisand is the second cousin of Barbra Streisand.

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    L. Londell McMillan
    Dewey & LeBoeuf LLP
    1301 Avenue of the Americas
    New York, NY 10019-6092

    T: (212) 259-8000
    T: (212) 259 8444 (direct line)
    F: (212) 259-6333
    E: lmcmillan@dl.com

    Bio:
    Dewey & LeBoeuf - McMillan, L. Londell

    Client: Katherine Jackson
    Michael’s mother, a devout Jehovah's Witness and probably no fan of Scientology.

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Howard Weitzman
    Kinsella Weitzman Iser Kump & Aldisert, LLP
    808 Wilshire Blvd. 3rd Floor
    Santa Monica, CA 90401



    T: (310) 566-9800

    F: (310) 566-9850
    E: hweitzman@kwikalaw.com

    Bio:
    KWIKA || Profile || Howard Weitzman

    Client: John Branca and John McClain
    Special Administrators for the Estate of Michael Jackson.
    ------------------------------------------------------------

    John Branca
    Ziffren Brittenham, LLP
    1801 Century Park West
    Los Angeles, CA 90067-6406

    T: 310-552-3388
    F: 310-553-7068
    310-552-3388
    E: marquisd@ziffrenlaw.com

    Bio:
    JOHN BRANCA | JOHN BRANCA

    Client: Branca is co-administrator of Michael Jackson’s estate.

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Margaret G. Lodise
    Sacks Glazier Franklin & Lodise, LLP
    Suite 3500
    350 South Grand Avenue
    Los Angeles, California 90071-3475

    T: (213) 617-2950
    T: (213) 617-2049 (direct line)
    E: mlodise@trustlitigation.la

    Bio:
    Attorney Margaret Lodise, Sacks Glazier Franklin & Lodise, Los Angeles, California

    Client: Michael Jackson’s three children

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Jeryll S. Cohen
    Paul Gordon Hoffman
    Hoffman, Sabban & Watenmaker
    10880 Wilshire Boulevard
    Suite 2200
    Los Angeles, California 90024

    T: (310) 470-6010
    F: (310) 470-6735
    E: paul@hswlaw.com
    jcohen@hswlaw.com

    Bios:
    Hoffman, Sabban & Watenmaker - Lawyers

    Client: Michael Jackson’s trust and estate

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    Brian Oxman
    Law Offices of Oxman & Jaroscak
    14126 Rosecrans Avenue
    Santa Fe Springs, CA 90670-5214

    T: (562) 921-5058

    Client: Joe Jackson
    Michael’s father. He was cut out of the will and most certainly will go after Scientology for maximum profit.

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS ANONYMOUS!




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    poon now faggots
  34. _You_ Member

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  35. Paroxetine Samurai Moderator

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    I am pooning the fuck out of it till the fuck is all out!
  36. _You_ Member

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    BONUS POON

    While the lawyers work out their epic strategy, we have a British reporter standing by who wants a quote from Sony BMG's top man in Germany (who has probably not yet been informed about the scilons exploiting Michael Jackson) so we can blow the lid off this story and get the article in his newspaper asap.

    Please send an effective, articulate poon to the one man who needs no one’s permission to mercilessly smash Thor’s Hammer down on the cult.

    Herr Rolf Schmidt-Holtz
    CEO
    SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT


    EMAIL: Rolf.Schmidt-Holtz@sonybmg.com
    PHONE: (Hamburg) +49 40 28 00 67 611

    The only thing Germans hate more than copyright violations is Scientology!

    DO IT NOW!!!
  37. _You_ Member

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    Germanons, to the front desk please.
  38. _You_ Member

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    99 Luft Poons
  39. _You_ Member

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    Poon it like you mean it.

    Now.
  40. Anonynamefag Member

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    Poon'd again.

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