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Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

Discussion in 'Education, Research and Inside Reports' started by exOT8Michael, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. exOT8Michael Member

    Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    Worth a repost seeing how many new Anons are here after the Jett Travolta incident.
    This is the super sekrit (expensive for Scientologists) story of Xenu the Galactic overlord.
    Thx to the person making this version for the touch of magical wizardry. ;-)



  2. King Nerd Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    There was an incident involving Jett Travolta?
  3. Anonynamefag Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

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  4. FUCK Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    lol wat?
  5. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    Yeah, Jett was named after one of the Xenu-Teegeeach DC8 space planes....LOL.

    Ok I lied.

    He was actually named after the hero of Battlefield earth...Jettero Heller. Not kidding.
  6. MsDweller Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    O.K.-here's the deal. I can handle The Easter Bunny not being real. I Can handle Santa not being real, but Xenu?

    *deep moan*
  7. King Nerd Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    Seriously? I wonder who his daughter is named after then.
  8. LarryBren Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    WARNING!!!

    Before you listen to the Xenu story know that there is now conclusive proof that hearing that story can make you pass out with pneumonia:

    Boston Sept 08 :: misc084.flv video by LarryBren - Photobucket

    And before you think that only the weak hearted will pass out as above, know that the ones who passed out were:

    A. dangerous internet terrorists: Boston Sept 08 :: misc095.flv video by LarryBren - Photobucket

    and

    B. deadly pirates: Boston Sept 08 :: misc082.flv video by LarryBren - Photobucket

    Consider yourself warned! Listen to the Xenu story at your own risk!
  9. Your Mom Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    This is completely true. Jettero Heller aka Jett throughout the books.

    Having painfully plodded my way through the first 5 books of that series (I have all 10 but can't tolerate reading much further), I feel badly for the boy.
  10. exOT8Michael Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    You are totally right, and the name of the books was actually Mission Earth. My bad.
    You're good.
  11. Mutante Member

    Re: Xenu's OT3 story told by the Wizard.

    Mom, you read Hubbard scifi books?

    TRAUMATIC LOSS OF INNOCENCE!!!! MOM, NO!!!!!!!

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