You Couldn't Make this up ...

Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by SwordofTruth, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. SwordofTruth Member

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  2. subrosa Member

    Surely Marty's cult can afford to buy him a tripod? amirite?
  3. veravendetter Member

    You guys are fucked! They've got a whole fleet.
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  4. Anonymous Member

    Too funny.
    I think they need to wordclear 'trim', a small wave might take them down.
    And if they're going to effectively troll they need to pick up the knots a tad. Who's the horsepower?
  5. Call the police Marty? but keep bringing us the Lulz
  6. RightOn Member

    I am embarrassed for them
    what a bunch of norps
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  7. I love that he has to start the video like Anonymous Sparrow, Marty's becoming a great protestor!
  8. Anonymous Member

    One thing is for sure - there is never a dull moment with Scientology.
  9. SwordofTruth Member

    I'm confident everyone on the "smallboat" can count to potato.
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  10. I propose putting this music to it

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  11. and mahtay will always serve to me as a primo example of do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
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  12. Anonymous Member

    He is enjoying the attention. Makes him feel important.
  13. RightOn Member

    rub a dub dub three idiots in a tub
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  14. Anon PTS Member

    And one on the beach. With a video camera.
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  15. Triumph Member

    one if by land, two if by sea, three if by Kirstie Alley
    underwater division OSA Commander Kirstie Alley
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  16. Anonymous Member

    Why doesn't Marty and his wife don't get a restraining order against the CoS? I honestly believe he enjoys the harassment.
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  17. oh what the desperate wont do or put up with in this case to keep themselves relevant.
    i just cant wait for the day he finally decides he's truly had enough of the fair gaming and flys off the deep end!
    ima have my best grade A popcorn ready for that one.
  18. Anon PTS Member

    There's a post on another thread that discusses this. tl;dr is that the CoS would fight it and he can't afford to keep up with their legal shenanigans.
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  19. all we need is the benny hill music and someone falling of the boat and then it would be golden IMHO.
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  20. RightOn Member

    row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    camera in tow with Squirrel Buster ho's
    life is but a dream
  21. RightOn Member

    I'd rather be in charge of the camera than paddlin'
    Looks like Allender got the easier gig this time
  22. Triumph Member

    doin it rite
    Miscavige showing how its done
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  23. LarryBren Member

    Those clowns better stick with Marty and stay away from us up here or they will feel the wrath of the Anonymous Northern fleet.


    We don't allow scientology fake navy boats in our Northern New England waters.

    And besides, our fake navy has far more fun than their fake navy.
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  24. Anon PTS Member

    Caption should be "The Sea Org: It's come to this."
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  25. Anonymous Member

    The best part is when the paddle boat place calls out over the PA "Come in, Church of Scientology. Your time is up."
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  26. Anonymous Member

    or he doesn't want to give them the satisfaction.

    If he goes to do something because of them he will be at effect
  27. "In the Navy" tralalalala
  28. Anonymous Member

    Thank you, Scientology, for burnishing your image with these dignified, and not at all crazy, goon squads.

    As Tom Cruise nearly said

    Let scientology never again be mentioned in the press without the glory of Squirrel Busters being also mentioned.

    Then, Allender et al can get kicked to the curb by COS, or acknowledged. It's win/win.
  29. I wish their were Anons like that in Corpus Christi.
  30. Anonymous Member

    The sea org contract is for a billion years. The paddle org contract is generally for half an hour.
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  31. Zhongjianren Member

    Dam, you beat me to this. I was going to post the video under the subject: "OSA gets a Navy -- The Sea Org Returns to the Sea"

    I'm hoping that the Freewinds makes an appearance. How deep is the canal?
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  32. omg bren you have a boat?!?!
    i will be showing up at ur door sometime with my bikini and my floatie <3
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  33. Anonymous Member

    You can always shoop the Freewinds in that canal

  34. Anonymous Member

    truth be told, i didn't watch the video.
    i've just had it up to my ears with that ad nauseaum bullshittery.

    Gee, I wonder what Mike thinks about all of this?
  35. Nancy Beazley Member

    Perfect thread title, SwordofTruth: "You Couldn't Make This Up."
  36. Ogsonofgroo Member

    I see cult has spared no expense on its 'stealth tech' navy.... good frikken lard alrighty!
    In these parts this would be a call to arms, the dreaded 'jello balloon canon', fire ants or bee's nest optional.
    (just dreamin')

    This whole episode has been more entertaining than a three-ring circus, what next?
  37. Anonymous Member

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  38. subrosa Member

    You guize have been misleading me!!! I thought the Freewinds was a lot bigger!
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  39. Ann O'Nymous Member

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