Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by SwordofTruth, Jun 27, 2011.
mankind's elite in action again
that made me lol IRL
It was, until they removed all the asbestos.
LOL, you would be welcome.
I don't have a boat anymore but I do have a license for piloting motor boats for all 50 states (it's easy to get after a short course and test).
We rented that one in the photo. I am planning on doing it again this summer so the Northern Fleet will one again "set sail".
anons would have had so much more fun with calling out to them and narrating the video....a good opportunity wasted.....
Just imagine drawing everyone's attention to the fags in the paddle boat of fail (have they no dignity?). And they would have no where to hide.
Marty has no imagination.
Only the tech of failure.
And no tripod.
drunken boat Anon shenanigans are my favorite kind of shenanigans!
Assuming motor boats aren't allowed in the chan(nel).....couldn't they have at least gotten a rowboat? Canoe? Kayak?
A paddle boat. Manly men. In a paddle boat.
Must make this go viral.
Paging Tony Ortega.
Assumes facts not in evidence.
Lol, the thought crossed my mind how funny it would be to have a real boat full of Anons following these lutz-monkeys around the canals with a couple of megaphones blaring 'Hey Everybody, lookeee here! Why, its a boat load of scientology nutz, right here in your neighbourhood! (plays OTIII for the hell of it) Wooo-wooo!'
Regarless, they certainly are idiots of the shameless variety, Admiral Miscavige must be sooooo proud! *snorks*
Was giving them the benefit of the doubt about the choice of non motorized craft.
But still.....a paddle boat.....it almost looks ready to capsize.
[quote="Ogsonofgroo, post: 1796930"boat full of Anons[/quote]
That's the beauty of the opportunity Rugburn missed.
You wouldn't even need a boat, just do it from the shore.
He blew it big time, and probably will never have such an opportunity again.
They were in a completely helpless vulnerable open and obvious position.
A Super-Soaker perhaps?
So much potential...
all i kept thinking was will e coyote and how he used to get those paddle propelled subs for stalking the sheep from the near by lake and how it creaked horribly and leaked everywhere and in the end always blew up and/or sank.
Never saw any of those, but now must see........on acid.
OMFG, the guest "stars" have such pained awkward looks on their faces.
This whole fucking project chanology from day one has been one "You can't make this shit up" after another.
so many one liners, so little time.
Things have really gone south since the glorious Apollo days.
Keep the camera running and watch allender get overboarded.
let's call that vessel the "weewinds"
OT Paddleboat...omg...June just keeps getting better!
and they are majorly fucking up even that, ROFLMAO
I'm even sharing this one with my non-chanology friends
the wake from a canoe woulda capsized them
go out in water wing floaties and splash water in their faces
This belongs on YT, all fixed up with Loveboat music and voiceover/captions.
THIS is where you now get your OT8 level.
Hey, at least its far more eco-friendly than the other one.
We MUST be in the end times for these asshats.
They are imploding.
If Marty id going to let them continue to film him, then he should put up a sign on his house so when they film his house it will show up on the film and they would have to shoop it out before they can show the minions. Would screw up their filming big time
Now what should that sign say?
Your Doubts Are Valid
Aaaaaaaaasbeeeeeessstos...toxic and blue....
ha Sub! The Paddlewinds! love it!
They are still polluting the canal though with their fail
if marty threw a loaf of breadcrumbs in their vicinity they'd be swarmed by gulls.
Gull poo tech!
Or, even moar sinister, Shirley Temple's 'Good Ship Lollypop'.. (or some hard hitting rock, hm, AC/DC? or even GreatfulDead's 'Ship of Fools' evunnnnnn).
So exploitable, so weird...... CO to Shatner's 'Weird or What?'
THIS is the kind of thinking that used to make America great.
i love that idea so much i could marry it.
Marty's brain is so tech-addled he would never be that clever.
Also there's that Russell Crowe movie, MAAAASTER and COMMAAAANDER. Oh! and Das Boot of course!
Ship of Fools by the Doors
OMG! "We Stand Tall" !!! *gags on cocktail* (with the preview theme.... the Duh-duh...duh-duh. from Jaws?)
We paddle tall?
All this documented (attempted) stalking is getting me aroused.
fuck the love boat this reaches a whole 'nutha level
Jump in that lake, or bayou, or whatever it is. Preferably, belly flop within 10 feet of that cute little boat.
Gilbert and Sullivan! Yes!
Someone needs to set sail in a pirate paddleboat.
After Gilbert and Sullivan I really shouldn't do this
It's almost too painful, all the missed opportunities. I'm hoping this is some kind of newly discovered LRH tech, so they won't quit doing it.
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