You Couldn't Make this up ...

Discussion in 'Independent Scientology' started by SwordofTruth, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. leafs Member

    mankind's elite in action again
  2. that made me lol IRL
  3. Anon PTS Member

    It was, until they removed all the asbestos.
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  4. LarryBren Member

    LOL, you would be welcome.

    I don't have a boat anymore but I do have a license for piloting motor boats for all 50 states (it's easy to get after a short course and test).

    We rented that one in the photo. I am planning on doing it again this summer so the Northern Fleet will one again "set sail".
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  5. subgenius Member

    anons would have had so much more fun with calling out to them and narrating the video....a good opportunity wasted.....
    Just imagine drawing everyone's attention to the fags in the paddle boat of fail (have they no dignity?). And they would have no where to hide.
    Marty has no imagination.
    Only the tech of failure.
    And no tripod.
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  6. sweet!
    drunken boat Anon shenanigans are my favorite kind of shenanigans!
  7. subgenius Member

    Assuming motor boats aren't allowed in the chan(nel).....couldn't they have at least gotten a rowboat? Canoe? Kayak?
    Rubber raft?
    A paddle boat. Manly men. In a paddle boat.
    Must make this go viral.
    Paging Tony Ortega.
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  8. Anon PTS Member

    Assumes facts not in evidence.
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  9. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Lol, the thought crossed my mind how funny it would be to have a real boat full of Anons following these lutz-monkeys around the canals with a couple of megaphones blaring 'Hey Everybody, lookeee here! Why, its a boat load of scientology nutz, right here in your neighbourhood! (plays OTIII for the hell of it) Wooo-wooo!'
    Or something.
    Regarless, they certainly are idiots of the shameless variety, Admiral Miscavige must be sooooo proud! *snorks*
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  10. subgenius Member

    Was giving them the benefit of the doubt about the choice of non motorized craft.
    But still.....a paddle almost looks ready to capsize.
  11. subgenius Member

    [quote="Ogsonofgroo, post: 1796930"boat full of Anons[/quote]
    That's the beauty of the opportunity Rugburn missed.
    You wouldn't even need a boat, just do it from the shore.
    He blew it big time, and probably will never have such an opportunity again.
    They were in a completely helpless vulnerable open and obvious position.
    A Super-Soaker perhaps?
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  12. Anonymous Member

    So much potential...
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  13. all i kept thinking was will e coyote and how he used to get those paddle propelled subs for stalking the sheep from the near by lake and how it creaked horribly and leaked everywhere and in the end always blew up and/or sank.
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  14. subgenius Member

    Never saw any of those, but now must see........on acid.
    OMFG, the guest "stars" have such pained awkward looks on their faces.
  15. subgenius Member

    This whole fucking project chanology from day one has been one "You can't make this shit up" after another.
    We laugh.
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  16. Anonymous Member

    so many one liners, so little time.

    Things have really gone south since the glorious Apollo days.

    Keep the camera running and watch allender get overboarded.

    let's call that vessel the "weewinds"
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  17. xenubarb Member

    OT Paddleboat...omg...June just keeps getting better!
  18. and they are majorly fucking up even that, ROFLMAO
    I'm even sharing this one with my non-chanology friends
  19. subgenius Member

    the wake from a canoe woulda capsized them
    go out in water wing floaties and splash water in their faces
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  20. Miranda Member

    This belongs on YT, all fixed up with Loveboat music and voiceover/captions.
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  21. subgenius Member

    "The PaddleWinds"
    THIS is where you now get your OT8 level.
    Hey, at least its far more eco-friendly than the other one.
    We MUST be in the end times for these asshats.
    They are imploding.
  22. RightOn Member

    If Marty id going to let them continue to film him, then he should put up a sign on his house so when they film his house it will show up on the film and they would have to shoop it out before they can show the minions. Would screw up their filming big time
    Now what should that sign say?
    Your Doubts Are Valid
    Hi Davy!
  23. Disco Necked Member

    Aaaaaaaaasbeeeeeessstos...toxic and blue....
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  24. RightOn Member

    ha Sub! The Paddlewinds! love it!
    They are still polluting the canal though with their fail
  25. RightOn Member

    for Miranda
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  26. Anonymous Member

    if marty threw a loaf of breadcrumbs in their vicinity they'd be swarmed by gulls.
    just sayn.
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  27. RightOn Member

    Gull poo tech!
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  28. Ogsonofgroo Member

    Or, even moar sinister, Shirley Temple's 'Good Ship Lollypop'.. (or some hard hitting rock, hm, AC/DC? or even GreatfulDead's 'Ship of Fools' evunnnnnn).

    So exploitable, so weird...... CO to Shatner's 'Weird or What?'
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  29. subgenius Member

    THIS is the kind of thinking that used to make America great.
    i love that idea so much i could marry it.
    Marty's brain is so tech-addled he would never be that clever.
    Anon delivers.
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  30. Miranda Member

    Also there's that Russell Crowe movie, MAAAASTER and COMMAAAANDER. Oh! and Das Boot of course!
  31. RightOn Member

    Ship of Fools by the Doors
  32. Ogsonofgroo Member

    OMG! "We Stand Tall" !!! *gags on cocktail* :D (with the preview theme.... the Duh-duh...duh-duh. from Jaws?)
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  33. RightOn Member

    We paddle tall?
  34. Disco Necked Member

    All this documented (attempted) stalking is getting me aroused.
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  35. subgenius Member

    fuck the love boat this reaches a whole 'nutha level

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  36. Miranda Member

    Jump in that lake, or bayou, or whatever it is. Preferably, belly flop within 10 feet of that cute little boat.
  37. Miranda Member

    Gilbert and Sullivan! Yes!

    Someone needs to set sail in a pirate paddleboat.
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  38. subgenius Member

    After Gilbert and Sullivan I really shouldn't do this
  39. Disco Necked Member

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  40. Miranda Member

    It's almost too painful, all the missed opportunities. I'm hoping this is some kind of newly discovered LRH tech, so they won't quit doing it.
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