Discussion in 'News and Current Events' started by Anonymous, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. Anonymous Member

    There is so much funny crap here it is not funny LOL

    Love the slap test at 12:00 min mark
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  2. anonsoldier Member

    So running thoughts as I watch this.

    Oh. Wow. The look on the interviewer's (?) face when the guy in the sweater says he was a prostitute on the streets of LA. He was not expecting that.

    "how can you have more than 100% Whats better than perfect?" Operating Thetan, obviously. Clear makes you perfect, OT makes you MORE than perfect!
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  3. Xenu Is Lord Member

    EPIC! People have been laughing at this cult for years and these folks hit it on the head, even back then.
  4. Anonymous Member

    I lol'd hard at that.
    It's a classic vid OP.
  5. anonsoldier Member

    LOL. "Gavin here said something that was nonsense and it didn't make me upset." you sure? Hooker sounds passive aggressive there, and then Gavin comes right back at him with "well I'm a soaring eagle, mother fucker!" Then the insults start creeping in and the Clear cant remember (again with that claim of perfect recall, L Ron, shouldn't have gone with that) the name of the woman sitting next to him.
  6. anonsoldier Member

    Another thing that makes us better than you. OH THIS IS GOING ON THE FACEBOOK.

    The sheer arrogance is mind blowing. Finally, how they REALLY think being shown.
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  7. Xenu Is Lord Member

    "Part of our training is to help people that are stupider than ourselves to become Clears!"
  8. anonsoldier Member

    So how come we don't hear anything more about Transparents? Are they really just a bunch of squirrels? See through squirrels?
  9. anon walker Moderator

    Hm. He achieved cleardom and transparency. Uhhh...cleardom?
  10. anon walker Moderator

    Only soldiers are more than perfect.
  11. Anonymous Member

    Is this from a comedy show? I don't think this is genuine culties talking.
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  12. Xenu Is Lord Member

    The fact that you are not sure is very telling as to how stupid the cult members look to the general public. One has a hard time telling Scientology from a joke.
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  13. Anonymous Member

    Indeed. Poe's law:

    "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
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  14. RightOn Member

    so is this a teaser preview of what we can expect when COS hits the living rooms of people? LOL!!!
  15. Xenu Is Lord Member

    Can you imagine 24 hours a day of this? LOL
  16. Anonymous Member

    Y'all know this is a comedy show, right??
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  17. Kilia Member

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  19. SOJOA Member

    Yeah I hope everyone knows this is fake and staged. This is not trufax Scilons, although it could be.\

    Funny yes. Real, hell no.
  20. SOJOA Member

    I would however love to see this same group do this now after roughly what, 15 years ago?

    Then continue on with the skit. Would be very funny to see.
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  22. Anonymous Member

    This shit is all that their new TV station that will never open will be transmitting.
  23. The transparents are the scientologists who admit to being fucked in the arse.

    @10:10: "Being clear is never having to say you're sorry."

    So that's why they are such insufferable arseholes?
  24. anonsoldier Member

    I will admit that I got fooled. I honestly thought this was legit. In the early days, it seemed very chaotic and always evolving so who knows what splinter groups made the cut and who didn't. I believed this video and it adequately displayed how they really thought enough for me to repost it elsewhere.

    If this was fake, it was a well made fake.
  25. Yeah if you open at at you'll see it's by a group called 'Call Us Now,' who've done other skits.
  26. Anonymous Member

    this is brilliant funny ;D but as stupid as scientology is, their vids are slick and annoying and make me say wTF??? whereas this one made me laugh my ass off!
  27. Anonymous Member

    Fucking hilarious!
  28. Anonymous Member

    "I was a prostitute, and was good at it."

    Wonder how many dicks he sucked to go "clear".

  29. CarterUSP Member

    It took a while to realise it was fake.
  30. RightOn Member

    hate to say it.... but... duh!
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  31. Xenu Is Lord Member

    The Clear is wearing glasses!
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  32. Anonymous Member

    Fake? Really?
  33. anon walker Moderator

    Aside from a little misuse of the Scilon jargon, there were no clues that this wasn't genuine, lol. We have all seen videos of batshit, arrogant asshole Scientologists acting like there were no cameras recording their batshittiness.

    Parody? Gaw, I can't even tell any more!
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  34. Anonymous Member

    (hangs head in Anonyshame)

    Every time a Chanologist can't tell that this was fake, Kirstie Owie eats another Sea Org abortion.
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