Your friendly Anonymous Bus Guide Many bus lines pass or stop directly at CoS buildings. Some people might see the protests, both the big ones and the frash raids, when passing by... but how many of them would actually think more than "whoa, maskey pplz!"? And then they'd forget it altogether. However, there's another option. Some bus stations ago, some guy with a V for Vendetta mask came in. He sat down, silently and remained so for several more stations, leaving all the people wondering why he was concealing his face in a bus. Nearing the CoS building, the masked man stands up, points a yellow umbrella (or similar guide's accesoire) to the roof and proclaims loudly: "And to your left, ladies and gentlemen, you'll see the local Scientology building, distinguishable by being protested today by internet superheroes. Under the guise of a religion, Scientology's authoritative pyramid scheme tries to evade taxes when providing at best expensive self-help program and at worst cult-like slavery and human rights abuses. These include, but are not limited to, forced abortions, forced working under health-threatening and abusive conditions, invasive interrogations and breaking families up. A requirement for progressing in Scientology is the suspention of all critical thinking and taking the writings of founder L Ron Hubbard literally. Hubbard can be never wrong or incomplete. Whoever suggests that, is an enemy of Scientology." OR (in a David Miscavige ot Tom Cruise Mask) "And to your left, ladies and gentlemen, you'll see the local Scientology building, distinguishable by being protested today by internet superheroes. As Scientology is the only TRUE truth, all critics of Scientology must be criminals, lying only because they want to be so EVIL. Sadly, they are wearing masks, so we cannot identify them, even though we're filming and photographing them the whole time. If you have any information regarding the capture of a peaceful protestor, contact your Sci org, so we can call their workplace to slander them, spread lies about them, send them unsolicited packages at their homes, threaten lawsuits, kill their pets, tap their phone and generally push them to suicide. Thank you very much." Said masked man sits down quietly and remains so for several stops, until h leaves quietly, leaving the passangers amazed. tl;dr: Get on bus and tell people about Scientology when they pass an Org.