Zomg Melbourne Postgame June 18th 2011

Discussion in 'Asia Pacific' started by AnonLikesPickles, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. It was a cold, wintry day in Melbourne on the day of June 18th. People went about their business - stuffing their faces with fast food, taking drugs down an alleyway, pointlessly crossing roads, etc. But all that is meaningless information. For that day was a dark day indeed.

    A dark day for Scientology that is. Why? Well, Melbourne Anonymous, distracted from furiously fapping to sexy pr0nz in their parents' basements, had decided to creep from the woodwork and into the light to put fear into the hearts of those evil Scilons.
    The action kicked off at Flinders Street Station (I was being a latefag and hadn't arrived yet, so I shall let someone fill this bit in).

    Secondly, the group moved to Bourke Street mall, myself arriving a few minutes later. Here, we played music, whilst Crowley, having donned a skull mask, began to dispense wise words of warning about Scientology through a megaphone while the rest of us spoke to le public, took photos and handed out flyers. Some of us also had McDonalds for lunch. Our friendly Scientology stalker decided to drop by and film us with his brand new (and old looking) video camera, until some of us decided to play the Nyancat song and dance in front of him.

    After this we boarded a Anonymously Armoured Personnel Carrier tram to Ascot Vale. As soon as we arrived, an irritable policeman decided he would send us across the road because he couldn't be bothered reading a permit (I forget if we had it with us or not). Kenji attempted to argue, but not no avail.
    Taking this odd turn of events in stride, we hauled ass across the road and set up. Music, soft drinks, cookies, glow sticks, balloons and sparklers were all brought out for our entertainment as we trolled Scientology with over 9000 kinds of pure awesome. We rubbed our merriment in the faces of the Scilons watching us from across the streets with their old cameras in hand - it seemed to make them more dour. Meh.
    After a while, one anon managed to (in a series of events I currently have little knowledge about) get the police to STOP the Scilons filming and taking pictures of us. As you can expect, we got instant boners from this. Even the female Anons did, curiously enough.
    After a while, the Scilons eventually bunkered up inside their morgue org while we continued to have fun outside.
    Eventually, we decided to call it quits. We packed up and headed home. Back to our sexy pr0nz. Except me, because I'm here on WWP typing this up. I TOTALLY DON'T HAVE HOT PR0NZ IN ANOTHER TAB. >.> -ahem- anyway, it was a good, fun raid (not for the Scilons though) and we shall be back next month.
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  2. Melbanons keeping the dream alive - go, you good things :D

    We can has pics soon?
  3. Pictures be here:


    I believe Crowley was on that little podium for a little under an hour, speaking of the evils of Scientology. What was awesome is that he never spoke of the same thing twice.





    And finally, Kenji deciding to get all prettied up for the Scilons:

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  4. Lol - Kenji's fashion statement has me fapping :D
  5. cobaltite Member

    Other points of interest of the day:
    • Our special Spoogebag spy being treated to a Justin Beiber mime/serenade, then ragequitting
    • The new "cult test" flyers
    • New location on Bourke outside WISE-affiliated Pancake Parlour. Amusement as they sent people out to hand out their own coupon things.
    • Random person of the public joining in to dance with our music
    • Mass enjoyment of anonymous bubbles!
    • Scilons being forced to stand in the cold to tape our merriment - this included the return of Rootsy, who had not been seen recently
    • party in the a-u-s outside the org
    We did have a permit (purrmissions) for being on the org side of road, however, the policeman decided he had the right to order us around unless we had the permit on paper. Which was rather inconvenient, as the council did not issue us one despite being bugged about it. Le sigh.

    Great fun though, especially our party at the org!
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  6. BLiP Member

    Doinitrite - thanks Melbourne for braving the cold and delivering the message.
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  7. Zhent Member

    Sounds [mostly] good.

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